The Jewish Quarterback... You know this must be a joke!!

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Title Insurance with Family Abstract, Inc.

The coach had put together Jewish Quarterbackthe perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in the West Bank. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Israeli soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th storey window 100 yards away.

KABOOM!

He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.

KA-BLOOEY!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.

BULLS-EYE!

"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl.

The young man is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.

"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

"I don't want to talk to you, the old woman says. "You are not my son!"

"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."

"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!"

The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,..........

 
"I will never forgive you for making us move to Detroit!

Have a great day from my family at Family Abstract to yours!

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About Family Abstract, Inc.

Established in 2002, Family Abstract, Inc. provides Title Insurance to clients and customers throughout Florida, Maryland, New Jersey and Pennsylvania with more than 40 years of combined experience in management alone. We pride ourselves on retaining the most skilled and knowledgeable employees who share our goals of providing the best service in the industry.

Located in Horsham, Pennsylvania, Family Abstract, Inc. maintains an extensive network of skilled title insurance abstractors in all the states we service in addition to a nationwide network of qualified closing agents who are available to close loans at any location.

Backed by the strength of four title insurance underwriters, we are able to provide expert attention to detail without sacrificing versatility in the closing process, thus providing more options in difficult title situations. Due to our depth of industry knowledge and commitment to excellent service, Family Abstract, Inc. has been able to develop client relationships that have endured for decades.

Having successfully settled and insured thousands of transactions, we have already earned the trust and confidence of hundreds of customers, lenders, brokers, and realtors and now we would like to share our expertise with you!

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Liz Wallace
Century 21 Sherlock Homes - Rockville Centre, NY
Broker C21 Sherlock Homes, Rockville Centre, LI, N

Oh my Lord the Agents from Detroit are going to be all over you.  Your lucky Pa is too long a drive.  By the way it was funny.

Aug 26, 2013 02:33 AM #1
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Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Oh Liz, the odds are in my favor, barely anyone reads my blog anyway, I do it to humor myself (and you).  Thanks for stopping by, I do appreciate it.  If i wanted to talk to myself I could stay home.   LOL

Aug 26, 2013 03:02 AM #2
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Steven Cook
No Longer Processing Mortgages. - Tacoma, WA

Glenn -- that was not what I had expected at all. Good thing they didn't have any Friday night or Saturday games!

Aug 26, 2013 03:24 AM #3
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Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

And Steven too.  Steven, that's what makes good comedy, LOL.

 

be well my friend!

Aug 26, 2013 03:28 AM #4
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Wayne Johnson
Coldwell Banker D'Ann Harper REALTORS® - San Antonio, TX
San Antonio REALTOR, San Antonio Homes For Sale
They say there has to be an element of truth in comedy. Just too bad that those left on Detroit have been dealt a bad hand.
Aug 26, 2013 11:46 AM #5
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Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

No doubt Wayne, I deal with all horrific incidents with humor, it helps me cope.

Aug 27, 2013 05:11 AM #6
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