May Day...

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with Peters Realty SB065509

 

A blonde is flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.

He has a heart attack and dies.

She is frantic and calls out a May Day.

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and
is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

She hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control,
and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get
you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of
problem. Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now
give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."

"O.K." says the voice on the radio... "Repeat after me: Our Father,
Who art in Heaven. . ."

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