Can I borrow your shirt? I'd like to put it on my walls.

Not kidding. I was working out with a friend of mine yesterday and we're busy gabbing about life and kids. We both noticed that this woman kept staring at me. She seemed nice enough but I was getting a little uncomfortable. Finally she said, "Can I borrow your shirt?" Now, I notice that this woman and I aren't even close to the same shirt size so I didn't know what to say. So, I just kind of stood there with my mouth open like an idiot. So then she says, "I want to paint my walls that color and I can't find it anywhere." Now it's making more sense. I told her I did bring a change of clothes with and if she would like to take the shirt (which was teal green) she could (thinking to myself she wouldn't because it's just too weird). So she accepted and waited for me to change and took my shirt. I wished her luck and she was on her way. Now, the strangest thing about this is this is not the strangest thing that has happened to me at the gym. I'll tell you about that some other time.