Friday Funnies .. A surefire way to make you laugh!

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Friday Funnies .. A surefire way to make you laugh

 

An Irishman and an Italian entered a candy store. As they were busy looking, the Irishman stole three chocolate bars. 
 
As they left the store, the Irishman said to the Italian, "Man I'm the best thief. 
I stole three chocolate bars and no one saw me.
 
You can't beat that."

The Italian said, "You want to see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing."

So they went to the counter and the Italian said to the shopkeeper, "Do you want to see magic?"

The shopkeeper replied, "Yes."

The Italian said "Give me one chocolate bar." 
 The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it.

The Italian asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well.

Then he asked for the third, and finished that one too.

The shopkeeper asked, "But where's the magic?"

The Italian replied, "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all three chocolate bars."

You just CAN'T beat an Italian.

 

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Victoria Lorusso
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Very cute one!!!!  I like it.

 

 

Sep 20, 2013 02:04 AM #1
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Tim Lorenz
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Now that is a great story.  Thanks for the fun.  LOL

Sep 20, 2013 02:06 AM #2
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Karen Baker
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Victoria ~ Cute, wasn't it!!

Tim ~ Not sure why but this joke really made me laugh!! I guess it's a Fun Friday!!

Sep 20, 2013 02:26 AM #3
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Ha ha!!!  That was funny!!!  Thanks for the laugh.

Sep 20, 2013 02:30 AM #4
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Karen Baker
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Hello Laura!!! I thought it was pretty funny too!! Hope all is well!!
Sep 20, 2013 02:35 AM #5
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Nick T Pappas
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Frank & Karen, you got that right...very funny. I grew up in Chicago and most of my friends are Italian, so it was a little more funny for me I guess.
Sep 20, 2013 12:59 PM #6
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Nick ~ We grew up in New York and can appreciate the humor too!! No offense to anyone!!

Sep 20, 2013 10:20 PM #7
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William Feela
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After seeing the young kid on America's got talent, I bet he could do that trick!

Sep 21, 2013 10:19 AM #8
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Willam ~ Wasn't that magician fantastic!!

Sep 23, 2013 03:37 AM #9
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Being both Irish and Italian, I had to laugh at this from both points of view!

Sep 29, 2013 11:46 AM #11
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