AMA Insight on Obamacare... No Matter which side your on!!!

By
Title Insurance with Family Abstract, Inc.

The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's new health care package.

The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the

Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but
the


 

Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring
under a misconception, while the


 

Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the


 

Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the

Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the

Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a
whole new face on the matter".

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the


Urologists
were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those
lofty

Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say
no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire
decision up to the assholes in Washington.

I hope you all have a wonderful weekend, Keep on Smiling from my family at Family Abstract to yours, all our very best!!

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About Family Abstract, Inc.

Established in 2002, Family Abstract, Inc. provides Title Insurance to clients and customers throughout Florida, Maryland, New Jersey and Pennsylvania with more than 40 years of combined experience in management alone. We pride ourselves on retaining the most skilled and knowledgeable employees who share our goals of providing the best service in the industry.

Located in Horsham, Pennsylvania, Family Abstract, Inc. maintains an extensive network of skilled title insurance abstractors in all the states we service in addition to a nationwide network of qualified closing agents who are available to close loans at any location.

Backed by the strength of four title insurance underwriters, we are able to provide expert attention to detail without sacrificing versatility in the closing process, thus providing more options in difficult title situations. Due to our depth of industry knowledge and commitment to excellent service, Family Abstract, Inc. has been able to develop client relationships that have endured for decades.

Having successfully settled and insured thousands of transactions, we have already earned the trust and confidence of hundreds of customers, lenders, brokers, and realtors and now we would like to share our expertise with you!

Comments (5)

Margaret Rome Baltimore 410-530-2400
HomeRome Realty 410-530-2400 - Pikesville, MD
Sell Your Home With Margaret Rome

Cute very cute and a nice sense of humor.

Oct 04, 2013 10:09 AM
Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate

Glenn,  What else can be said about that?? 

Oct 04, 2013 12:37 PM
William Johnson
Retired - La Jolla, CA
Retired Real Estate Professional
Hi Glenn, This really puts the whole mess in a new perspective. Very cleaver.
Oct 04, 2013 03:12 PM
Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

Bah Dum Chhh!  Better to laugh about it since there isn't a damn thing we can do about it is there.....

Oct 04, 2013 07:58 PM
Jill Penman
ONE SOTHEBY'S INTERNATIONAL REALTY - Coconut Grove, FL
Coconut Grove & Coral Gables Lifestyle Expert!

Awesome!  Thanks for the laugh

Oct 07, 2013 12:47 AM

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