A Lion met a Tiger
As they drank beside a pool
Said the tiger " Tell me why your're always roaring like a Fool"
" That's not foolish" said the lion with a twinkle in his eyes
" They call me the King of All Beasts Because I ADVERTISE!"
A rabbit heard them talking
And ran home like a streak
He thought he'd try the lions plan
But his roar was just a squeak...
A fox came to investigate...
Had luncheon in the woods.
Moral: When you ADVERTISE, my friends, Be Sure Youv'e Got The Goods !
Can't remember who was the original author I've always loved this one.
Amerisave Regional Sales Director