Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President. She has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in the White House. She has waited several years for this!!
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
SECOND NIGHT The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...? Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
"Ohhh! I really really don't want to do that."
"Go to the theater.
Make it a great day from my Family at Family Abstract to yours!! I apologize for not knowing how to wrap the words around the text? Any that knows, please help a brother out!