HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHTS AS PRESIDENT

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Title Insurance with Family Abstract, Inc.

Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President. She has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in the White House. She has waited several years for this!!

hillary clinton pres FIRST NIGHT Suddenly! The ghost of George Washington appears to her, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

washington

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

hillary happy

"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

SECOND NIGHT The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...? Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

jefferson Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I really really don't want to do that."

hillary bored THIRD NIGHT On the third night, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appears...?          Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

lincoln

                                                                   Lincoln says,

                                                               "Go to the theater.

laughing

Make it a great day from my Family at Family Abstract to yours!!  I apologize for not knowing how to wrap the words around the text?  Any that knows, please help a brother out!

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Comments (10)

Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Not funny Glenn.

Oct 07, 2013 02:11 AM
Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

Well I saw that one coming!  Bah Dum Chh!

Oct 07, 2013 02:15 AM
John McCormack, CRS
Albuquerque Homes Realty - Albuquerque, NM
Honesty, Integrity, Results, Experienced. HIRE Me!

Yikes Glenn... You're going to stir it up with this one!

Oct 07, 2013 02:20 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Sheila, too me, everything is funny!!!  I am an equal opportunity Offender!!

Roger, Oh well

John, It's a joke, IF the republicans get back in, I'll be ripping them, I have NO LOVE LOST for either side!

Oct 07, 2013 03:39 AM
Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

You make me laugh Big Guy, I love it!

Oct 07, 2013 03:40 AM
Jill Penman
ONE SOTHEBY'S INTERNATIONAL REALTY - Coconut Grove, FL
Coconut Grove & Coral Gables Lifestyle Expert!

I always go to your blog first for a laugh!  Thanks for sharing!

Oct 10, 2013 03:06 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Roger, I'm glad I do, Laughter adds years of life, so I am happy to help!

Oct 10, 2013 03:21 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Jill, that is SO nice of you to say!!!

Oct 10, 2013 03:23 AM
Steven Cook
No Longer Processing Mortgages. - Tacoma, WA

Glenn -- if she should be elected (though I pray not) you might find yourself on a short list by some government agencies.  ;-)   Hope you have a rollicking good time this weekend!

Oct 11, 2013 06:37 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

So what, I'lol be off one list and on the next.  I have been on someones Shit  Pooplist my whole life!

Oct 11, 2013 06:47 AM