Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress

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Title Insurance with Family Abstract, Inc.

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the  highway outside Washington, DC. Nothing  was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on  the window.
 
The driver rolls down the window and asks,  "What's going on?"
 
"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise,  they are  going to douse them  all in gasoline and set
them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."
 
"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks.
 
The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."

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Comments (8)

Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate

Glenn, This is funny, metaphorically speaking.  Clearly something needs to be done with our government ... not sure this is the best solution. 

Oct 18, 2013 02:51 AM
Gene Mundt, IL/WI Mortgage Originator - FHA/VA/Conv/Jumbo/Portfolio/Refi
NMLS #216987, IL Lic. 031.0006220, WI Licensed. APMC NMLS #175656 - New Lenox, IL
708.921.6331 - 40+ yrs experience

Glenn:  While the headline certainly grabbed my attention ... it didn't garner any sympathy!!  Good one ...

Gene

Oct 18, 2013 02:52 AM
Anna Banana Kruchten CRS, CRB, Phoenix Broker
HomeSmart Real Estate BR030809000 - Phoenix, AZ
602-380-4886

Glenn I think just about most of us are pretty darn sick of the disfuntion in congress.  People have short memories so I think we need to work on a solution to lenghten them so next election some changes are made for the better.

Oct 18, 2013 03:25 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Kathleen.... It's a start!!

Gene... You and me are like 2 peas in a pod!

Anna, Always love when I see your smiling face on my page.  Maybe that is why more states are legalizing marijuana, it "supposedly" destroys the short term memory.  Maybe that's the whole plan, Anna, you may be onto something...

Oct 18, 2013 03:30 AM
Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

I'd have given them all I had and walked......well worth it.

Oct 18, 2013 06:02 AM
Jon Kolsky
Kolsky Realty & Management - Long Beach, CA
Licensed California Real Estate Broker

Glenn~ we can lead a horse to water, but they have to want to drink it....&, "we can love our country but despise our government 

Oct 18, 2013 08:33 AM
Carla Muss-Jacobs, RETIRED
RETIRED / State License is Inactive - Portland, OR

That a great joke and it's and what a dirty rotten trick they pulled on us.  I've seen the terroists and the terrorists are us.

Oct 18, 2013 02:18 PM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Carla, that is the first thing we have agreed on in 3 years in the rain.  I knew humor could break the issue.

Roger.... Love that!

Jon...Then let's get different horses.  Or maybe switch to Asses, oh tooooo late!

Oct 19, 2013 07:31 AM

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