An Elderly Couple Goes to Heaven

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Title Insurance with Family Abstract, Inc.

This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash.  They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food and exercise.

When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and Jacuzzi.

As they “Oohed and aahed” the old man asked St. Peter how much all this was going to cost.

“It’s free,”  St. Peter replied, “this is Heaven.”

Next they went out back to survey the championship golf course that the home backed up to.  They would have golfing privileges everyday and each week the course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on earth.

The old man asked, “What are the green fees?”

St. Peter’s reply, “This is heaven, you play for free.”

Next they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid out.

“How much to eat?” asked the old man.

“Don’t you understand yet?  This is heaven, it is free!” St. Peter replied with some exasperation.

“Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?” the old man asked timidly.

St. Peter lectured, “That’s the best part . . . you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick.  This is Heaven.”

With that the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat and stomping on it and shrieking wildly.  St. Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down, asking him what was wrong.

The old man looked at his wife and said, “This is all your fault. If it weren't for your blasted bran muffins, I could have been here ten years ago!”

I wish you all a great day!! Glenn Freezman

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Comments (4)

Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY
Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester

Good morning Glenn,

Does that mean I may go back to my old diet?

Make yourself a great day.

Nov 05, 2013 11:24 PM
Fred Griffin Florida Real Estate
Fred Griffin Real Estate - Tallahassee, FL
Licensed Florida Real Estate Broker

LOL, Glenn.  My wife is Juicing some greens and carrots.  Me, I am going to put butter on my ribeye steak!

Nov 05, 2013 11:31 PM
Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

Bah Dum Chhh!  Those blasted bran muffins.  I love it!

Nov 05, 2013 11:43 PM
Debbie Laity
Cedaredge Land Company - Cedaredge, CO
Your Real Estate Resource for Delta County, CO

LOL...good one. I still like my carrot juice and salad for lunch. Although a buffet with all different types of foods, that's free sounds like my kind of place.

Nov 06, 2013 02:30 AM