Hi, folks – it's Blooper day again. Be forewarned that my trusty spies and I are looking for MLS and real estate marketing errors in your market. Use that spell-check application and be sure to proof-read, because Big Boober is lurking. Uh, Blooper. Enjoy this week’s funny gaffes:
Wrong Move
“Peekaboob view” (Sorry, I thought I was stroking your pet gerbil.)
“Wine and Chess open” (For those with checkered reputations…)
“Pad reminiscent of the Ratt Pack” (Offered by Savant Realty. Motto: We can spell “reminiscent,” but we can’t spell ”rat.”)
“Wall be open Tuesday” (Uh, if you’re referring to Berlin, you missed something big.)
“Join us for a moonlit night under the sand” (Methinks you’re already lit, pal.)
Wrong Decision
“Saultwater pool” (Memo: Never swim in a pool after Saul has downed a six-pack.)
“Were here foryou 24 hors a day.” (Thanks, but get some sleep before you hurt someone.)
“Incurable workmanship” (Are you referring to Capitol Hill?)
“Refi & remorse mortgages” (Tattered sign in a vacant Countrywide office.)
“Wine and 3 piece condo” (Open house hosted by San Andreas Red Flagged Realty.)
Wrong Turn
“Nights under stars” ( Here in Hollywood, that’s referred to as a casting couch.)
“Close to shopping and calfes” (For those who have always wanted to live in a silo.)
“Nickanemd Casa Splenddor” (So how are those electroshock treatments going for you?)
“Need designer’s touch” (If the designer is George Clooney, then so do I.)
Just Plain Wrong
“Focks of ducks on the canal” (What the fock does that mean?)
That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell well and sell!
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