Today on the bus.... You won't believe what happened!!!

Title Insurance with Family Abstract, Inc.

This morning I got on a bus with both of my front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.

The puzzled blonde kept looking at me and my bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, I said, "It's golf balls."

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at me for a very long time, deeply thinking about what I had said.

After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

  Have a great day from Glenn Freezman


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About Family Abstract, Inc.

Established in 2002, Family Abstract, Inc. provides Title Insurance to clients and customers throughout Florida, Maryland, New Jersey and Pennsylvania with more than 40 years of combined experience in management alone. We pride ourselves on retaining the most skilled and knowledgeable employees who share our goals of providing the best service in the industry.

Located in Horsham, Pennsylvania, Family Abstract, Inc. maintains an extensive network of skilled title insurance abstractors in all the states we service in addition to a nationwide network of qualified closing agents who are available to close loans at any location.

Backed by the strength of four title insurance underwriters, we are able to provide expert attention to detail without sacrificing versatility in the closing process, thus providing more options in difficult title situations. Due to our depth of industry knowledge and commitment to excellent service, Family Abstract, Inc. has been able to develop client relationships that have endured for decades.

Having successfully settled and insured thousands of transactions, we have already earned the trust and confidence of hundreds of customers, lenders, brokers, and realtors and now we would like to share our expertise with you!

Comments (9)

Edward Hamill
NRT Southeast / Coldwell Banker - Osprey, FL
Market Leader / CBInTouch Expert

perfect start to my afternoon!  Thanks for the laugh!  Always look forward to your posts!

Nov 19, 2013 02:04 AM
Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate

Glenn, I guess it would depend on what one did with the golf balls.  Make it a great day ... golf or tennis ... its your choice. 

Nov 19, 2013 02:21 AM
Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good afternoon Glenn. You are crazy and funny both. Great combination.

Nov 19, 2013 02:41 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Edward, I really appreciate you taking the time to leave a comment, sometimes I feel like a comic at an open mic at 3 in the morning.... OR...  Just another night at home with my wife.... Nobody responds!!

Nov 19, 2013 02:45 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Kathleen, You got Some Big Balls talking to me that way!!!   LOL

Nov 19, 2013 02:46 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Sheila, that's 2 names I love to be called.  That means your laughing, that means I have brought hppiness to your day and that means, I AM HAPPY!!

Nov 19, 2013 02:51 AM
Mitch Muller - Charlotte NC Real Estate
ProStead Realty Charlotte, NC CRS SRES - Charlotte, NC
Certified Residential Specialist

Hilarious Glenn! Good thing she didn't ask about your putter!

Nov 19, 2013 04:40 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Mitch, do you happen to remember when Jack Nicklaus wife was on The tonight Show and Johnny asked her was there anything special she did before a big tournament... she responded, "I kiss his balls" and Johnny replied, "I guess that mnakes his putter stand up" She slapped him and walked off the set. 

Nov 19, 2013 05:02 AM
Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

I knew there was a reason I liked you, it's those golf balls............

Nov 19, 2013 08:46 AM