Sensitive!

By
Real Estate Agent with Stewart Estates

A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun.

"Now listen carefully," he told the homeowner, "I'm going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his, uh, sensitive area, and when the gorilla instinctively crosses his hands in front to protect himself, you slap the handcuffs on"

"Ok, got it." the homeowner replied. "But whats that shotgun for?"

"If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla," the man said, "shoot the Chihuahua."

 

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Comments (5)

Jeff Fritzson: Frisco Real Estate Pro
Jeff Fritzson Real Estate, Ebby Halliday Realtors - Frisco, TX
Your Success is My Focus!

Thanks for starting my day off with a smile (I thnk.)

Nov 30, 2013 11:49 PM
Kerry L Klun, Broker/Owner
Palm Realty - Melbourne, FL
321-626-5868

Jason!  That has to be one of the worst jokes ever!  lol

Nov 30, 2013 11:56 PM
Tim Lorenz
TIM LORENZ - Elite Home Sales Team - Mission Viejo, CA
949 874-2247

Hi Jason

I like the attempt.  Have a great week.  Smiles are needed everywhere.

Dec 01, 2013 12:06 AM
Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY
Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester

Good morning Jason,

An oldie but still brings a smile.

Make yourself a great day.

Dec 01, 2013 12:24 AM
Donald Urschalitz
Lubeck Realty Group - Jupiter, FL
P.A. Realtor ABR RSPS North Palm Beach County

Good one thanks for the smiles.

Dec 01, 2013 12:34 AM