A Morning Mommy Joke!!

Title Insurance with Family Abstract, Inc.

When my wife was six months pregnant with my second child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower.

He said, 'Mommy, you are getting fat!'

She replied, 'Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy.'

'I know,' he replied, but what's growing in your ass?

I offer todays smile for FREE, No Points!  Please, whomever you are that needs to make sure I don't get points and actuially takes the time to put in a complaint, understand, I couldn't care less, I do it for Karma!!

With a smile on my face and kindness in my heart, Enjoy your day...Glenn Freezman


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About Family Abstract, Inc.

Established in 2002, Family Abstract, Inc. provides Title Insurance to clients and customers throughout Florida, Maryland, New Jersey and Pennsylvania with more than 40 years of combined experience in management alone. We pride ourselves on retaining the most skilled and knowledgeable employees who share our goals of providing the best service in the industry.

Located in Horsham, Pennsylvania, Family Abstract, Inc. maintains an extensive network of skilled title insurance abstractors in all the states we service in addition to a nationwide network of qualified closing agents who are available to close loans at any location.

Backed by the strength of four title insurance underwriters, we are able to provide expert attention to detail without sacrificing versatility in the closing process, thus providing more options in difficult title situations. Due to our depth of industry knowledge and commitment to excellent service, Family Abstract, Inc. has been able to develop client relationships that have endured for decades.

Having successfully settled and insured thousands of transactions, we have already earned the trust and confidence of hundreds of customers, lenders, brokers, and realtors and now we would like to share our expertise with you!

Comments (2)

Wayne Johnson
Coldwell Banker D'Ann Harper REALTORS® - San Antonio, TX
San Antonio REALTOR, San Antonio Homes For Sale

Glenn-That is quite a precocious three-year old. Typically that sort of response would come from an older, wise-ass kid.

Dec 30, 2013 01:26 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

They start earlier and earlier.  I was born a smartass!

Dec 30, 2013 01:33 AM