What you mean isn't always what you end up with. Humor.

As a hunter and fisherman, I enjoy the outdoorsmen jokes.  Many are very close to the truth...

Like this one...

A man comes home from work and finds his wife dressed in a very skimpy negligee.

She says..tie me up and do what every you want.

So the husband quickly tied her up and went hunting to the day.

I think he made the right decision!