WHAT DOES THE REALTOR (FOX) SAYS? ♪♪♫♫

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A For Sale By Owner Singing the Blues...

WHAT DOES THE REALTOR SAYS?

Lyrics - Tune "What Does The Fox Says

(This will not make any sense to you if you've never heard the song... see video below first)

 

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Your dog says woof , your cat says meow

Your bird goes tweet  and your mouse goes squeak.

Your home is for sale, Your wife says croak,  and grandma says toot, we are moving!

Your kids say why? as you put your sign.. and the neighbors  goes HOOT, HOOT,HOOT

But there's one sound that you don't want to hear. . .

WHAT DOES THE REALTOR SAY?

 

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Give me a call if your don't sell it.--dingeringeding!

Are you paying commission? I have a buyer

WHAT THE REALTOR SAY?

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

I slam the door, I slam the door pa-pa-pow

WHAT THE REALTOR SAY?

Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!

Hate it when you close the door -hatee-ho!

Hatee-hatee-don't close the door hatee-ho!

WHAT THE REALTOR SAY?

Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

I can -tchoff-tchoff- you more money for your house 

tchoff-tchoff-sell it quicker too!

WHAT THE REALTOR SAY?

 

Big blue eyes, pointy nose, chasing houses, and making calls .

Tiny budget, NOT APPROVED, suddenly you think you selling..

Your face is red, so beautiful, like an angel send you a buyer 

But if you meet this friendly buyer, will you communicate by saying mo-o-o-o-ney, mo-o-o-o-o-ney, 

where - where-where- s your mo-o-o-o-ney?

How will you feel to that m-o-o-ney, m-o-o-oney, never comes?

WHAT DOES THE REALTOR SAY?!

 

Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!

TOLD YOU -TOLD YOU-chacha-chow!

Whacha-Whacha-Whacha-going to do now?!

 

WHAT THE REALTOR SAY?

A-hee-ahee ha-hee!

A-hee-ahee your PRICE IS TOO HIGH!

A-hee-HIGH- ahee ha-HIGH!

WHAT THE REALTOR SAY?

A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!

Woo-oo-oo-ooo!

Hire me and I'll get it done!

WHAT DOES THE REALTOR SAY?!

 

The secret of the REALTOR, ancient mystery.

Somewhere deep in the NET, Where the buyers are hiding.

What is your marketing? Will you ever know?

Will always be a mystery to an FSBO?

then you say..

You're my guardian angel hiding in my neighborhood

SELL IT FOR ME !(A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum a-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum)

WHERE DO I SIGN?(A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum)

I want to, I want to, I want to know! (A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum)

WHAT YA THINK MY HOUSE IS WORTH?

 

 

 

Ylvis - The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?) [Official music video HD]

  

 

 

 

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! 

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Carol Zingone
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Fernando - you have a lot of patience to work through all the lyrics like you did!
Jan 24, 2014 08:13 PM #1
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Mario Blautzik
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That's thinking outside of the box.

Jan 24, 2014 09:25 PM #2
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Sheila Anderson
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Good morning Fernando. This is pretty funny, but the Realtor says a lot more and often it isn't musical. Just going with the flow.

Jan 24, 2014 10:06 PM #3
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