In sheltered havens, to be delivered
From icy blasts and quaking shivers,
The lock is turned, the quest ensues
Alas, the hope was but a ruse!
(R Weisser 2014)
I showed a HUD house the other day! I don’t know why I bothered.
It was freezing outside, and starting to get dark.
The United Stated Department of Housing and Urban Development does not believe in operational utilities in their properties. As a result, their properties are neither welcoming nor do they allow for a proper determination of the worthiness of any offer.
The buyer took a quick glance around and then suggested:
Let’s go back outside where it’s warmer!
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