Luv's Huggies Pamper's and Depends!

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Title Insurance with Family Abstract, Inc.

I know you have been laying awake at night wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as "Luvs",  "Huggies," and "Pampers', while undergarments for old people are called "Depends".

Well here is the low down on the whole thing.

When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv'em, Hug'em and Pamper em.

When old people have an accident in their pants, it "Depends" on who's in the will!

Have a great safe, warm day from Glenn Freezman!

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About Family Abstract, Inc.

Established in 2002, Family Abstract, Inc. provides Title Insurance to clients and customers throughout Florida, Maryland, New Jersey and Pennsylvania with more than 40 years of combined experience in management alone. We pride ourselves on retaining the most skilled and knowledgeable employees who share our goals of providing the best service in the industry.

Located in Horsham, Pennsylvania, Family Abstract, Inc. maintains an extensive network of skilled title insurance abstractors in all the states we service in addition to a nationwide network of qualified closing agents who are available to close loans at any location.

Backed by the strength of four title insurance underwriters, we are able to provide expert attention to detail without sacrificing versatility in the closing process, thus providing more options in difficult title situations. Due to our depth of industry knowledge and commitment to excellent service, Family Abstract, Inc. has been able to develop client relationships that have endured for decades.

Having successfully settled and insured thousands of transactions, we have already earned the trust and confidence of hundreds of customers, lenders, brokers, and realtors and now we would like to share our expertise with you!

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Rainer
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Sheree Holsey
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OMG... lol

Feb 04, 2014 05:05 AM #1
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Rashida Furniturewalla
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Ha..ha..ha. Good one.

Feb 04, 2014 09:21 AM #2
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Jim Patton
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Ok, that was funny Glenn.  I had to check it out when I saw the title.

Feb 04, 2014 10:22 AM #3
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Nick T Pappas
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Glenn, yeah I can see that..it makes perfect sense to me.

Feb 04, 2014 12:31 PM #4
Rainmaker
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Vern Eaton
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There is a lot more truth to this than many will admit!

Feb 04, 2014 10:06 PM #5
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Than Maynard
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LOL< thanks for the late smile. Just in time for bed.

Feb 05, 2014 12:21 PM #6
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