Great Sports Quotes and a few Others

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Great Sports Quoted (And a Few Others!)



 I'm working as hard as I can to get my life and my cash to run out at the
 same time. If I can just die after lunch Tuesday, everything will be
 - Doug Sanders, professional golfer
  All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives "See, there's a fat guy
 doing okay. Bring me another beer."
 Mickey Lolich, Detroit Tigers Pitcher
  Last year we couldn't win at home and we were losing on the road. My failure
 as a coach was that I couldn't think of anyplace else to play.
 - Harry Neale, professional hockey coach
  When it's third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers; I'll take the
 whiskey drinkers every time.
 - Max McGee, Green Bay Packers receiver
  I found out that it's not good to talk about my troubles. Eighty percent of
 the people who hear them don't care and the other twenty percent are glad
 you're having trouble.
 - Tommy LaSorda, LA Dodgers manager
  My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget.
 - E. J. Holub, Kansas City Chiefs linebacker regarding his 12 knee
  My theory is that if you buy an ice-cream cone and make it hit your mouth,
 you can learn to play. If you stick it on your forehead, your chances aren't
 as good.
 - Vic Braden, tennis instructor
  Blind people come to the ballpark just to listen to him pitch.
 - Reggie Jackson commenting on Tom Seaver
  When they operated, I told them to put in a Koufax fastball. They did - but
 it was Mrs. Koufax's.
 - Tommy John N.Y. Yankees recalling his 1974 arm surgery
  I don't know. I only played there for nine years.
 - Walt Garrison, Dallas Cowboys fullback when asked if Tom Landry ever
  We were tipping off our plays. Whenever we broke from the huddle, three
 backs were laughing and one was pale as a ghost.
 - John Breen, Houston Oilers
  The film looks suspiciously like the game itself.
 - Bum Phillips, New Orleans Saints after viewing a lop-sided loss to the
 Atlanta Falcons
  When I'm on the road, my greatest ambition is to get a standing boo.
 - Al Hrabosky, major league relief pitcher
  The only difference between me and General Custer is that I have to watch
 the films on Sunday.
 - Rick Venturi, Northwestern football coach
  I have discovered, in twenty years of moving around the ball park, that the
 knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the
 - Bill Veeck, Chicago White Sox owner
  Because if it didn't work out, I didn't want to blow the whole day.
 - Paul Horning, Green Bay Packers running back on why his marriage ceremony
 was before noon.
  I have a lifetime contract. That means I can't be fired during the third
 quarter if we're ahead and moving the ball.
 - Lou Holtz, Arkansas football coach
  I won't know until my barber tells me on Monday.
 - Knute Rockne, when asked why Notre Dame had lost a game
I tell him "Attaway to hit, George."
 - Jim Frey, K.C. Royals manager when asked what advice he gives George Brett
 on hitting
  I learned a long time ago that "minor surgery" is when they do the operation
 on someone else, not you.
 - Bill Walton, Portland Trial Blazers
Our biggest concern this season will be diaper rash.
 - George MacIntyre, Vanderbilt football coach surveying the team roster that
 included 26 freshmen and 25 sophomores.
"Life's tough....It's even tougher if you're stupid....."
  --John Wayne
"The U.S. Constitution does not guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of
 it....You have to catch up with it yourself....."
 --Benjamin Franklin
"A man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government
 take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian"
 --Henry Ford

 Note: This has been around the internet for some time, so I apologize if you've seen similar versions before, but they still make me smile.

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Sharon & Bruce Walter
Keller Williams Realty Lafayette, IN - Lafayette, IN
West Lafayette homes for sale

Don, these are great quotes.  I thought the one by Walt Garrison on Tom Landry smiling was just hilarious!

Feb 17, 2014 11:54 PM #1
Randy Shamburger
Movement Mortgage - Greenville, SC
FHA, VA, USDA and Conventional Mortgage Expert

Very good quotes. Thanks for sharing.

Have a Big day,


Feb 18, 2014 01:22 AM #2
Tamra Lee Ulmer
Arizona Resource Realty - Payson, AZ
FORCE~NRBA ~ Over 1000 REO Assets SOLD!

Thanks for the great quotes and the sense of humor. Have a great day!

Feb 18, 2014 05:02 AM #3
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

Don, great quotes. Was born and raised in GREEN BAY PACKERLAND. As a result, I have a head filled with the   late Green Bay Coach, Vince Lombardi quotes. I have learned and appreciate quotes. Thank you for sharing.

Feb 18, 2014 02:48 PM #4
Don Hess
KW Elite Keller Williams 1280 Plaza Blvd. Lancaster, PA 17601 - Quarryville, PA

These were fun. Thanks folks for noticing and for the comments. I too remember "smiling Tom Landry".

Feb 20, 2014 04:11 AM #5
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