When you're 12 to your 20s, you have a view of what it means to be an
adult that is formed by watching your parents. My parents were typical in most ways. We lived in an average house, in an average neighborhood and in an average community.
I always thought we were poor until I left for college and had to travel through a state where the greatest poverty I had ever seen was on display on both sides of the highway. The first call I made when I reached my destination was to my parents. I apologized for ever thinking we were poor. No, we were very average, and middle class, my entire life. That's not to say that my view of adulthood wasn't a bit skewed.
When I finally moved out on my own I had a number of things I wanted to call my parents and say, such as:
- Hey, Mom and Dad, I am running with scissors! I never actually did, but I though about it.
- Hey, Mom and Dad, I am standing in front of the refrigerator with the door wide open, and I don't want a thing.
- Hey, Mom and Dad, I have the heat on 80 and the front door is open. Yes, I am heating the outside. And, yes, I really believe I was born in a barn, but only you would know that for sure.
- Hey, Mom and Dad, I just buried 50 cents. I plan to harvest my money tree in about 8 weeks, and I'll share.
- Hey, Mom and Dad, I have all of the lights in the house on. It sure is bright in here. I'm also wearing sunglasses inside.
- Hey, Mom and Dad, I just ate a bunch of watermelon seeds. If I have a harvest, I'll let you know.
- Hey, Mom and Dad, I'm standing a foot away from the TV. It sure is fuzzy at this distance.
- Hey, Mom and Dad, I'm staring into the microwave. Is something supposed to happen?
- Hey, Mom and Dad, I'm shipping my broccoli to China. What was that address again?
Our parents said a lot of things when we were kids. Somethings were meant to steer us in the right direction, and some were just passed on from previous generations, but all of them were said by parents who wanted the best for their kids, and today, we parents pass many of those one-liners on like an oral history.
It's all done because we love our kids and want them to be safe and successful. So, when you're kid calls home and says, "Hey, Mom and Dad, I'm running with scissors," don't worry. They aren't, but that's their way of saying I love you, and I appreciate what you taught me.
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