More Quotes (You may not agree but they should make you smile!)

Real Estate Agent with KW Elite Keller Williams 1280 Plaza Blvd. Lancaster, PA 17601 AB067316

GREAT TRUTHS (Well, maybe not. You're call!)
1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.
-- John Adams

2. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself.

-- Mark Twain

3. I contend that for a nation to try totax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.


-- Winston Churchill

4. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul .


-- George Bernard Shaw

5. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.


-- G. Gordon Liddy

6. Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.


-- James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)

7. Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
-- Douglas Case , Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University.

8. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
-- P.J. O'Rourke , Civil Libertarian

9. Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors tolive at the expense of everybody else.  


-- Frederic Bastiat, French economist(1801-1850)

10. Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
-- Ronald Reagan (1986)

11. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.


-- Will Rogers

12. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!
-- P. J. O'Rourke

13. In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.


-- Voltaire (1764)

14. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!


-- Pericles (430 B.C.)

15. No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
-- Mark Twain (1866)

16. Talk is cheap, except when Congress does it.


-- Anonymous

17. The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan

18. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.


-- Winston Churchill

19. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
-- Mark Twain


20. The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools..


-- Herbert Spencer , English Philosopher (1820-1903)

21. There is no distinctly Native American criminal class, save Congress.


-- Mark Twain

22. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians


-- Edward Langley , Artist (1928-1995)

23. A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.


-- Thomas Jefferson

24. We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.


-- Aesop 

Source: The Internet so there's NO GUARANTEE that these folks actually said the above.
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Tanya Van Blake-Coleman
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There is both a lot of humor and wisedom here. Thanks!

Mar 03, 2014 01:20 AM #1
Tim Lorenz
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That is a lot of fun.  Have a great week.

Mar 03, 2014 01:21 AM #2
Don Hess
KW Elite Keller Williams 1280 Plaza Blvd. Lancaster, PA 17601 - Quarryville, PA

Yeah, I don't know if all those folks actually said those things, but it's fun anyway. Thanks for stopping.

Mar 03, 2014 01:25 AM #3
Stefan Winter
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Great wisdom and I got my Monday night laughs. Thanks for a great post

Mar 03, 2014 12:01 PM #4
Jeff Fisher
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Fantastic quotes, seems like there might be a slight theme in them.  G Gordon Liddy's quote is the best! 

Mar 03, 2014 12:34 PM #5
Don Hess
KW Elite Keller Williams 1280 Plaza Blvd. Lancaster, PA 17601 - Quarryville, PA

Yeah, I sense a theme too Jeff.

Mar 04, 2014 12:19 AM #6
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