Guns, Boobies & Crazy People; in Other Words, Spokane Coffee Shops

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Real Estate Agent with Resident Realty FA.100079118

Yesterday, I wrote about six-gun wielding baristas dishing out shots of espresso along with some good ol' western, frontier style justice... some hot coffee or some hot lead!

As I was writing the post, it occurred to me that this is only the latest story in the bizarre Spokane coffee scene.

It started several months ago with another local coffee stand in Spokane. They started getting a lot of press because certain groups in town were up in arms (no reference to the guns blazing out the drive thru window of Jitterz Java) over the baristas wearing nothing but bikinis.

Once the bad press started heating up, the baristas upped the ante by changing their atire to lingerie instead og bikinis (well played ladies, that should quell the resistance).

Imagine my surprise when the people protesting the indecency of bikini clad women serving coffee did not go quietly into that good night... No the resistance only heated up.

How did the brilliant minds at the coffee shop respond, you ask? Well obviously they decided to go topless on Tuesdays and Thursdays....

How did this all play out, you want to know?

Who knows, the next thing to hit the news trumped this story.

What could possibly be more entertaining and news worthy than topless women just trying to earn an honest buck serving crappy coffee to men and high school boys who don't even like that taste of coffee but are committed to supporting the cause of these poor downtrodden and persecuted baristas?

Well a bat-shit crazy lady committing a hate-crime against herself knocks that right off the front page.

Enter Diana Na of Coffee Break into the mix.

So it seemed that Diana Na had been a victim of a bit of a mistaken identity hate-crime. You see Diana is Korean, and these intolerant bigots painted "Go Back To China" in the parking lot where the coffee stand is located and then tried to burn the coffee stand down.

OMG!!!

Really?!?! In this day and age?!?!? Can't we all just get along in this big melting pot of a country we live in?!?!?!

Who would do such a thing? Just goes to show how ignorant and stupid bigots and racists truly are. I mean she isn't even Chinese, she is Korean, and even I (having been educated in American public schools) knows there is a clear difference.

I hope they find out who committed this heinous act of hatred....

I'm sorry.... What's that?

They did?

Who was it?

You're f#$&ink kidding me!

It was Diana Na?

How are we going to top that? What could possibly knock that story off the front page?

Baristas giving themselves a license to kill, strapping Colt 45s to their hips and engaging in Mexican standoffs with customers who don't tip well enough...

Welcome to Spokane, Near Nature, Near Perfect and bat shit crazy!

Now I need a cup of coffee!

please read yesterdays related post

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Shanna ~ Thanks for the comment

Mar 21, 2014 04:37 AM #19
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Dan~ lol we actually have a bar in town that named a drink after date rape.... I am not even kidding about that one!

Mar 21, 2014 04:38 AM #20
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Mike ~ lol thanks for reading Mike!

Mar 21, 2014 04:38 AM #21
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Carolyn ~ I'm not sure what that means.... but I regret to inform you that I am indeed a Realtor... sorry

Mar 21, 2014 04:39 AM #22
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Wayne ~ haha it is at the very least, entertaining

Mar 21, 2014 04:40 AM #23
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Bill ~ well, make a trip to Spokane and who knows what else we will have to offer by the time you get here

Mar 21, 2014 04:41 AM #24
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Jan ~ Yeah that one really makes you wonder what was going through her mind

Mar 21, 2014 04:42 AM #25
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Michele ~ Thanks, I appreciate you reading and commenting

Mar 21, 2014 04:42 AM #26
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Theresa ~ Thanks for all your comments!

Mar 21, 2014 04:43 AM #27
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Gene ~ yes true, I agree with your comments

Mar 21, 2014 04:44 AM #28
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Trent, lol no, it's about the servers

Mar 21, 2014 04:45 AM #29
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Marte ~ Ohhhhh I don't even remember that one!

Mar 21, 2014 04:45 AM #30
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aahahahaha - the "Self-Hate Crime"...... guess she didn't read "Hate Crimes For Dummies".

Mar 21, 2014 05:45 AM #31
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Too cute for Friday. TGIF.

Mar 21, 2014 08:54 AM #32
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Ray, thanks for the news update! I cut off cable tv years ago and don't get the newspaper so I had not idea so much fun was available right here in Spokane!

Mar 21, 2014 09:07 AM #33
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Travis ~ I love it! Self-Hate Crime!

Mar 21, 2014 09:19 AM #34
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Kimo ~ thanks for reading and commenting

Mar 21, 2014 09:19 AM #35
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Michael ~ you bet! You are missing out on some great stuff 

Mar 21, 2014 09:20 AM #36
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Hey Kevin, where is the NCAA post, you folks are hosting some good games.

Mar 21, 2014 09:37 AM #37
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Wouldn't work here in IL where we've just introduced 'conceal & carry'. No place for the .38 on Tuesdays ....

Mar 22, 2014 12:57 AM #38
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