Tech Support ~ 4-28-14

Real Estate Agent with Coldwell Banker United Realtors® ~ 512.750.6899

Weather in the 90's this week-end in Austin and was I busy!! 4 offers on 1 listing and 4 on another!! Came to terms on both and ready to list another one on Wednesday. (I might be brain dead by then) I worked with some lovely new buyers Saturday and Sunday and found some good possibilities!


Saturday night our office particpated in the Relay For Life Cancer walk and Geno drove me down to the School for the Deaf where it was held. I have to admit I slept well after those laps!!


It’s now Monday morning and time to grab a cup of my favorite brew - fresh roasted coffee so join me with a morning chuckle…...


  What is a computer virus?

     A terminal illness.


- How did the mouse get out of the Roman Cathedral?

     He clicked on an icon and opened a window.


- What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

     A URLologist.


- Have you heard about the Disney virus?

It makes everything on your computer go Goofy.


- What happened when a dragon breathed on several Macintosh computers?

     He wound up with baked Apples!


- Why did the computer go to a doctor?

It thought it had a terminal illness


And, last but not least…..


- Knock-knock!

    Who's there?


    I-M, who?

    I-M on the computer, and I can't answer the door.  


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Clint Mckie
Desert Sun Home, commercial Inspections - Carlsbad, NM
Desert Sun Home, Comm. Inspection 1-575-706-5586

Hi Dorie,

Congrats on being a finalist for the Realtor top 50.

These are some good ones today. Thanks for the laugh.

Have a nice day in Canyon Creek Texas.

Best, Clint McKie

Apr 27, 2014 10:07 PM #1
Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

Productive weekend and a very fun Monday morning post Dorie.

Apr 27, 2014 10:08 PM #2
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Los Angeles Pasadena 818.516.4393

Good morning, Dorie --- it's good to start off another busy and productive week with a bit of humor.  Happy Monday!

Apr 27, 2014 10:15 PM #3
Lawrence "Larry" & Sheila Agranoff. Cell: 631-805-4400
The Top Team @ Charles Rutenberg Realty 255 Executive Dr, Plainview NY 11803 - Plainview, NY
Long Island Home and Condo Specialists

Very funny Dorie. Have a terrific and another productive week!

Apr 27, 2014 10:21 PM #4
Dorie Dillard CRS GRI ABR
Coldwell Banker United Realtors® ~ 512.750.6899 - Austin, TX
Serving Buyers & Sellers in NW Austin Real Estate

Hi Clint: Thank you!

Hi Roger: It looks like another busy week!

Hi Michael: I agree

Hi Larry and Sheila: The same to you!

Apr 27, 2014 10:24 PM #5
Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Realtors - Luxury - Divorce

I always enjoy your "technical chuckles"....have a wonderful week !

Apr 27, 2014 10:29 PM #6
Joni Bailey
101 Main St. Realty - Huntsville, TX
Your Huntsville / Lake Livingston Area REALTOR®

I have to agree that computer viruses can be terminal. It can definitely be the death of me!!

Apr 27, 2014 10:44 PM #7
Tom Arstingstall, General Contractor, Dry Rot, Water Damage Sacramento, El Dorado County - (916) 765-5366
Dry Rot and Water Damage Mobile - 916-765-5366 - Placerville, CA
General Contractor, Dry Rot and Water Damage

Always fun to start the day with some techie humor Dorie, thanks for that!

Apr 27, 2014 10:48 PM #8
Bobbie Smith
Stroudsburg, PA

Dorie, You must be exhausted. Wow, what a weekend!

Congratulations on those offers being worked out and accepted!

Apr 27, 2014 11:00 PM #9
Joanna Cohlan
Fresh Eyes For Your Home - Chappaqua, NY
Designing, Decorating & Staging Westchester Homes

I love your Monday morning Tech talk Dorie and I always chuckle.  Your weekend sounds exhausting and I think you deserve some time for more than one cup!  Did you swim or did you run? Weather in the 90's so hope you did laps in the water!

Apr 27, 2014 11:14 PM #10
Debbie Reynolds
Platinum Properties - Clarksville, TN
Your Dedicated Clarksville TN Real Estate Agent

Dorie, Your tech funnies always make me smile and sometimes I think you are talking about me. Have a good week.

Apr 27, 2014 11:17 PM #11
Kathy Streib
Room Service Home Staging - Delray Beach, FL
Home Stager - Palm Beach County,FL -561-914-6224

Dorie- love these!!!  Have a great week. 

Apr 27, 2014 11:24 PM #12
Women of Westchester Working Together
Women of Westchester Working Together - West Harrison, NY
Women helping Women get ahead

Wow, sounds like a crazy busy weekend and in a good way. Glad to hear that and thanks for the laughs. - Debbie

Apr 27, 2014 11:41 PM #13
Noah Seidenberg
Coldwell Banker - Evanston, IL
Chicagoland and Suburbs (800) 858-7917

Love it Dorie, I needed the one serious and funny side to your post.

Have a great day!

Apr 28, 2014 12:43 AM #14
Anita Clark
ColdwellBanker SSK Realtors ~ 478.960.8055 - Warner Robins, GA
Realtor - Homes for Sale in Warner Robins GA

Thanks for the funnies today Dorie. I am always amazed at how productive your weekends are...keep it going girl!

Apr 28, 2014 07:13 AM #15
George Souto
George Souto NMLS #65149 FHA, CHFA, VA Mortgages - Middletown, CT
Your Connecticut Mortgage Expert

Dorie, I am still laughing from this on

- What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

     A URLologist. 

Apr 28, 2014 10:23 AM #16
Lisa Von Domek
Lisa Von Domek Team - Dallas, TX
....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless!

Hello Dorie,

The market is flying for us here in Texas - the multiple offers can make one's head spin!  

Thanks for the laugh...I am getting to this late in the evening, and I needed it!

Apr 28, 2014 12:44 PM #17
Alan Kirkpatrick
Austin Texas Homes - Round Rock, TX
Alan in Austin


Well done. I had a few laughs there. Hope you have a great week. 

Apr 28, 2014 03:35 PM #18
Sharon Tara
Sharon Tara Transformations - Portsmouth, NH
New Hampshire Home Stager

Sounds like you are a very busy lady!  Good for you!  

Apr 29, 2014 12:21 AM #19
Roy Kelley
Realty Group Referrals - Gaithersburg, MD

Thanks for adding smiles to our faces. Enjoy a most productive week.

Apr 29, 2014 04:25 AM #20
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