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"Wall space for arf" - Hilarious MLS Bloopers!

By
Real Estate Agent with Sotheby's International Realty BRE # 01362887

 

It's time for Blooper fun, my friends. The MLS and advertising goofs this past week continue to provide a source of head-scratching - as well as some laugh-out-loud humor. Thanks to Myrl Jeffcoat of Sacramento and Jane Peters of Los Angeles for their great finds. Check out these memorable gaffes:

Hanky

"Great wall space for arf" (Do you stick the dogs to the wall with Velcro?)

"Amenities a hop, skip and a hump." (Sign me up for the last one, please.)

"Room with waking closet" (I see dead people.)

"Anal membership included" (That's a club I'm not interested in joining.)

"New stove and metro" (This gives new meaning to "eat and run.")

Panky

"Studo available" (Hence the satisfied look on my face.)

"Condo with a New York vice" (Land of the free, home of the depraved...)

"Re-done - new house small" (Translation: Illegal studio over a garage.)

"St Patrivks Day twilight opem" (Another casualty of the Budweiser parade float...)

"Pest will be buyer responsibility" (Apparently the mother-in-law is included in the sale.)

 A Littly Skanky

"Shelves are manureable" (That's what I call really sh_ _ ty décor."

"Not her until 10 AM" (That's how I feel until the martinis kick in.)

"Waltpapers will go" (So Walt is finally potty-trained?)

"Great view - buried wifes" (Said King Henry VIII as he tossed another head out of the tower.)

"Look and lobe"  (How long has your lobe been missing?)

Just Plain Ranky

"Contractor has added length" (Hmmm, I hope you're referring to the lifts in his shoes...)

"Wood Destroying Orgasms" (I'll have what she's having.)

 

That's it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell well and Sell!

 

Please be sure to view my beautiful California listings at: http://www.gwenbanta.com. Thank you! 

Tom White
Franklin Homes Realty LLC (615) 495-0752 or www.FranklinHomesRealty.com - Franklin, TN
Franklin Homes Realty LLC, Franklin TN

Gwen, some memorable bloopers this week! As usual, I'm left speechless.

May 01, 2014 10:49 AM
Geri Sonkin
Douglas Elliman Real Estate 516-457-7103 - Merrick, NY
Long Island Real Estate & Staging Expert

Gwen, tears fall down my cheeks from the laugh out loud bloopers!  Always my best laugh of the day.

May 01, 2014 11:27 AM
Mark Loewenberg
KW of the Palm Beaches - Palm Beach Gardens, FL
KW 561-214-0370

excellent!

May 01, 2014 01:02 PM
Jill Sackler
Charles Rutenberg Realty Inc. 516-575-7500 - Long Beach, NY
LI South Shore Real Estate - Broker Associate

wow - just wow!

May 02, 2014 05:05 AM
Bruce Walter
Keller Williams Realty Lafayette/West Lafayette, Indiana - West Lafayette, IN

Gwen, some great finds by Mryl and Jane framed with your razor sharp quips. 

Concerning your last entry, I think that was the reason stated to the bankruptcy judge why the BALSA WOOD Bed Frame LLC went under.

May 02, 2014 06:33 AM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Tom, it would have been better had some of these culprits been rendered speechless! Thanks for reading, and have a great weekend.

May 02, 2014 09:56 AM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Hi Mark, thanks for stopping by!

May 02, 2014 09:56 AM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Jill, apparently you're thinking what I'm thinking! :-)

May 02, 2014 09:57 AM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Bruce, that's a case for Judge Judy!

 

May 02, 2014 09:57 AM
Jane Peters
Home Jane Realty - Los Angeles, CA
Los Angeles real estate concierge services

Oh my goodness, this is one is X-rated. Do these people ever read their remarks. Don't answer that one.

 

May 03, 2014 10:53 AM
Gene Riemenschneider
Home Point Real Estate - Brentwood, CA
Turning Houses into Homes

A hop, skip, and a hump?  What sort of house are they selling?  This could be a great business name in Nevada.

Jun 05, 2014 02:18 AM
Inna Ivchenko
Barcode Properties - Encino, CA
Realtor® • GRI • HAFA • PSC Calabasas CA

''WOOD DESTROYING ORGASMS''!!!!????

You can not make it better even if you try very hard to create any of those words combinations.

Thanks for sharing. Hilarious:)

Jul 11, 2014 06:18 PM