"Wall space for arf" - Hilarious MLS Bloopers!
Just in case any of you missed this one the first go around, I had to bring it to you again. Leave it to Gwen Banta to offer us side splitting humor with her off the cuff commentary on this week's MLS bloopers. What ever happened to spell check???
It's time for Blooper fun, my friends. The MLS and advertising goofs this past week continue to provide a source of head-scratching - as well as some laugh-out-loud humor. Thanks to Myrl Jeffcoat of Sacramento and Jane Peters of Los Angeles for their great finds. Check out these memorable gaffes:
"Great wall space for arf" (Do you stick the dogs to the wall with Velcro?)
"Amenities a hop, skip and a hump." (Sign me up for the last one, please.)
"Room with waking closet" (I see dead people.)
"Anal membership included" (That's a club I'm not interested in joining.)
"New stove and metro" (This gives new meaning to "eat and run.")
"Studo available" (Hence the satisfied look on my face.)
"Condo with a New York vice" (Land of the free, home of the depraved...)
"Re-done - new house small" (Translation: Illegal studio over a garage.)
"St Patrivks Day twilight opem" (Another casualty of the Budweiser parade float...)
"Pest will be buyer responsibility" (Apparently the mother-in-law is included in the sale.)
A Littly Skanky
"Shelves are manureable" (That's what I call really sh_ _ ty décor."
"Not her until 10 AM" (That's how I feel until the martinis kick in.)
"Waltpapers will go" (So Walt is finally potty-trained?)
"Great view - buried wifes" (Said King Henry VIII as he tossed another head out of the tower.)
"Look and lobe" (How long has your lobe been missing?)
Just Plain Ranky
"Contractor has added length" (Hmmm, I hope you're referring to the lifts in his shoes...)
"Wood Destroying Orgasms" (I'll have what she's having.)
That's it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell well and Sell!
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