Working as a Buyer's Agent can be a tremendous amount of fun -- especially when one's buyer clients are clever and playful.
Through the years, we have collected various expressions, phrases, jokes and puns our witty clients have made us giggle at during showings and inspections.
Our recent state elections in Texas have brought politics to the forefront of many ambient conversations, and seem to have influenced a few of our most recent silly moment capturings.
Here are a few we would like to share. Hopefully you will find them funny, too!
Agent: Check this out, oversized his and her closets in the master bathroom!
Mrs. Buyer: That depends on what your definition of "his" is.
Agent: Look at this amazing view from the game room. You can see across the Metroplex.
Mrs. Buyer: Yes, but can we see Russia?
Agent: The split floor plan will definitely give you the privacy your family needs.
Mr. Buyer: First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they attack you. Then they win.
Agent: Did you find any evidence of wood destroying insects?
Termite Inspector: The appearance of one termite is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic.