I never wash my car. It’s too much work and I have more important things to do. Besides, my bikini days are over. Mother Nature DOES change the bark of a tree.
Oh my gosh look at me!
Not don't look at me!
I’m not as smooth as a young tree!
Oh there was a time when washing a car was fun. Back then, I would get a whistle. Today I would get a bark and a howl! Those days of washing the car in a bikini or a bathing suit in public are long gone. Besides, this isn’t Florida or California. I live in Texas and even a wet T-Shirt, cut offs and a pair of cowboy boots on a woman my age isn’t all that exciting. Sure, you can get your exercise and a car wash too, but why bother when a good Car Wash Service Company can get the same job done in a fraction of the time it takes to drag out the right products to clean your car and wheels.
Now I’m a man watcher! I'm keeping my eyes on the guys, watching my car get cleaned with grease lightening while I’m virtually conducting business, getting my Social Media done, or talking on the Cell Phone. Life is Good! I go to the Car Wash to get my car washed, cleaned, and dried in a fraction of the time and I drive away happy. Plus, I don't even have to apply sun screen!
By the way, the last time I washed my car, I got the looks and whistles too. Now my eye sight isn’t as good as when I was younger when I wore that itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, yellow polka dot bikini; however, in one brief flashback in time, I was Sweet 16 or Sassy, Classy 17 all over again. Yeah baby! Car Wash!
©Patricia Feager June 27, 2014