Hello, Do You Live Here? Why Are You Running in the Snow?

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with Don Sabinske, Sabinske & Associates Inc. 539MN

My most awkward moment in real estate was likely the time that my client, his MOTHER, and I were looking at short sales and foreclosures in Sherburne County.

 

My client happened to work for the local Sheriff’s Department and was referred to me by another client in the Sheriff’s Department also.

 

Now, we had already looked at several homes.  Deputy in the front seat with me, Mom in back checking out the listings ahead of time.

 

We arrived at the last home for the day. 

 

The lockbox key wasn’t opening the door, and it is near 20 degrees outside.  Deputy and I decided to put a little of our “inside” knowledge to work since the house was bank-owned and was supposedly vacant and listed by a broker I was very familiar with.  One phone call and we were good.

 

With a slip of a “something” , we were in.  Oddly enough, the trip inside alerted our noses to a smell that was fresh and not a cooking smell.   Oh, boy, marijuana.

 

Then, I called out in case there was someone in the home.  Sure enough, not less than three minutes later, after hearing some commotion in the lower level, a man was running NAKED across a plowed field.  He appeared not to have anything with him, including shoes.  We watched from the upper level.

 

Even MOM.  Since, no one could see much but buttocks, it wasn’t particularly problematic except for the runner. 

 

I sure hope he kept running to keep warm, because even with jackets on, we were pretty cold inside.  I can’t imagine what he was experiencing OUTSIDE.

 

I would have inserted a photo with this.  But, I kept no photos of that day, and when I searched for something to insert, I ended up in places I would rather not visit.

 

ALWAYS make sure that the listing agent has checked the property recently, or you could end up as we did, or with something worse on your hands.

 

We laughed all the way back to the office.  And, no he didn’t purchase that 

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Moving in Excellence!

Don Sabinske, Broker, GRI

www.donsabinske.com

Sabinske & Associates Inc.

763-350-7960

Specializing in Sherburne, Wright, Anoka and Hennepin Counties...We can help you move!

 

Comments (16)

William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Yes, you never know when someone has squatted.  I walked into a home and 4 people run out the back.  Turns out they were coking meth.  Dangerous situation.

Jun 28, 2014 07:46 AM
Catherine Ulrey
Keller Williams Capital City - Salem, OR
Equestrian and Acreage Property Specialist

Wow, that is one you won't forget!  

Jun 28, 2014 07:58 AM
Ron Marshall
Marshall Enterprises - Saint Michael, MN
Birdhouse Builder Extraordinaire

I remember you telling us about that.  Funny for you.  Not so funny for the poor listing agent!  Still have to laugh though!

Jun 28, 2014 08:43 AM
Suzanne McLaughlin
Sabinske & Associates, Inc. (Albertville, St. Michael) - Saint Michael, MN
Sabinske & Associates, Realtor

This one was so funny, and I remember bringing you your electronic key before you set out.  Mom and the client were great people!

Jun 28, 2014 08:52 AM
Debbie Laity
Cedaredge Land Company - Cedaredge, CO
Your Real Estate Resource for Delta County, CO

That is a funny story, Don. I can picture it in my head...so no image is required. I wonder why he was naked in the cold house? Hmmmm. 

You are on a roll, buddy. Posting two a day. Ha! I can hardly keep up with you. 

Jun 28, 2014 09:17 AM
Marte Cliff
Marte Cliff Copywriting - Priest River, ID
Your real estate writer

Don - I'm giggling, picturing that naked runner headed off across the field. I wonder if he had somewhere warm to go?

Jun 28, 2014 09:55 AM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Los Angeles Pasadena 818.516.4393

Hi Don --- you would think that the wannabe resident would have found a warmer place to escape rather than step outside.   

Jun 28, 2014 03:25 PM
Marshall Enterprises
Marshall Enterprises - Saint Michael, MN
Antiques, Lawn Care, and Trashouts

Holy mackerel.  What a way to go, hyperthermia.  and sore feet.  I bet those frozen clods of dirt were sharp in places, too!

Jun 28, 2014 11:14 PM
Don Sabinske
Don Sabinske, Sabinske & Associates Inc. - Zimmerman, MN
Sabinske & Associates Inc.

Yep, that was definitely the most memorable showing in over 20 years of selling real estate!

Jun 29, 2014 12:01 AM
Cheryl Powell - The Powell Team
Southern Homes of The Carolinas - The Powell Team - Harrisburg, NC
Concord,Harrisburg & Charlotte NC Area Real Estate

One question that comes to mind is why he was naked in the house in the first place.

Jun 29, 2014 02:05 AM
Amanda S. Davidson
Amanda Davidson Real Estate Group Brokered By eXp Realty - Alexandria, VA
Alexandria Virginia Homes For Sale

Don, no picture needed, my mind is painting a vivid one! I'm glad the deputy and Mom could laugh about it with you. I'm surprised the naked man wasn't on the news later for a case of hypothermia.

Jun 29, 2014 10:27 PM
Don Sabinske
Don Sabinske, Sabinske & Associates Inc. - Zimmerman, MN
Sabinske & Associates Inc.

I don't think I ever checked on the news on that one.  We were a little far afield (sorry for the pun) from where I would normally get news.  And, who knows why he was naked....but there was a sleeping bag in the basement.

Jun 30, 2014 12:04 AM
Than Maynard
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma - Purcell, OK
Broker - Licensed to List & Sell - 405-990-8862

Haven't had the misfortune to run upon squatter(s) at any REOs. Hopefully, I never will.

Jun 30, 2014 04:17 AM
Don Sabinske
Don Sabinske, Sabinske & Associates Inc. - Zimmerman, MN
Sabinske & Associates Inc.

Yes, I found them before, but they never ran away in the cold before!  And, at least it was marijuana and not something "cooking"!

Jun 30, 2014 07:26 AM
Bob Crane
Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, Keller Williams Fox Cities - Stevens Point, WI
Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671

Great story Don, a situation that leads to so many more questions, hope he survived.

Jun 30, 2014 12:53 PM
Don Sabinske
Don Sabinske, Sabinske & Associates Inc. - Zimmerman, MN
Sabinske & Associates Inc.

This was quite an adventure.  And, talk about an awkward moment....with MOM there!

Jul 01, 2014 08:11 AM

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