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Kudos to Weird Al Yankovic for the release of his new song, "Word Crimes." It is a parody of Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" and hilariously expresses the need for good grammar and spelling - a reminder these agents could use! Please enjoy:
"Ask agent about grass" (No need – the bong on your dashboard says it all.)
"Large area for fruits and flours" (I believe that's called a bakery.)
"Trembling in yard" (I find bourbon to be a good cure for that.
"Potted pants stay" (Potted agent needs to go.)
"Drop in for smacks" (Call
"Free Plasma Giveaway" (Is this a house or a blood bank?)
"Ceilings have been raided" (So have your IQ points.)
"Completely mew kitchen" (Well I guess we know where the litter boxes are...)
"New tike roof" (How do you get the kids to hold on during a rainstorm?)
"Call for entry cod" (Well at least that explains the dorsal fin on the doorman.)
"Applicants must provide OD" (Hence the crash cart and defibrillators on the front porch.)
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