I am sure that I am not the only self employed working parent out there and if you are like me this means your little lovelies are often at your office in the summer. Well while our fabulous group of realtor's and First State Bank were having our weekly team meeting this is what Elizabeth found at her desk when she got back. Like every parent I am so proud of my two fabulous girls. They are gorgeous, smart, adorable, and VERY VERY FUNNY. Love both my babies and I am thankful for my mini me who is a very funny kid.
Here is what she wrote:
Hello. This is your computer. Just kidding its Sydnie. I like the noise your keyboard makes when you type so I’m typing on it. My professions include being a professional hit man, private investigator and my mom’s second life assistant. My hobbies include squirrel watching, beating Charlie up (or opposite), and eating delicious foods. I like the pens on your desk because they’re really smooth and they’re like Jesus pouring out onto the empty canvas that is my paper. Charlie says if Katie lays another hand on her, she’ll go all “Mike Tyson--” on her. You have 2 missed calls, one from Stacy Ogden, and one from an unknown number that was 806-438-4896. I am currently listening to Katy Perry’s Teenage Dream. WE CAN DANCE UNTIL WE DIE, YOU AND I. YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE IM LIVING A TEENAGE DREAM. It just ended, and my vibe has been killed by Pandora. Ow, the flower on your desk poked me and I have a little thorn in my finger! I NEED TWEEZERS! THIS MIGHT BE THE END FOR ME! IM DESPERATELY SEARCHING THROUGH YOUR DRAWERS TO FIND 0 TWEEZERS, IM BLEEDING OUT THIS MIGHT BE IT. GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD! I SEE A LIGHT, SUCH A BRIGHT BEAUTIFUL LIGHT, I MUST GO TOWARDS IT *voices in the background go “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON’T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!!!!”* Wait…. An idea has struck me! I WILL FASION SOME TWEEZERS WITH A PAPER CLIP AND A SPRING! 2 HOURS LATER I did it! The thorn is gone and I will live again! PRAISE THE LAWD!!!!!!
I have found myself trapped in the vast wilderness of Zimbabwe, I don’t know how I got here or if I’m really in Zimbabwe (that was an educated guess).
I woke early this morning and took down a lion with my bare hands, I then proceeded to skin it and not cook it, cooking id for the weak. I ate the lion meat, tearing apart with my teeth that I filed into points with a rock. I set up shelter in the top of a large tree (like the one in the Lion King) and I have taken in two baby lemurs that I shall raise as my own. Their names will be Zebra and Phyllis. I stick them into a small crevasse in the tree before I lay down and fall into a deep African slumber.
I woke up to find that Phyllis got hungry in the night and ate Zebra. I like Phyllis’ aggression, I shall train her to hunt for me and become a small marsupial assassin. She will be my right hand lemur. I figure I will be here a while so I will form a lemur army and take over AFRICA one country at a time and then eventually THE WORLD!!!!!! Today I will send Phyllis
Oh, the life of a Real Estate agent's kid...