Tech Support ~ 9-1-14

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Happy Labor Day! For many of you there will be BBQ's and fun family and friends celebrations. As Geno and delivered food to our grandsons last night (Geneo's son is still in the hospital) we saw a wonderful array of fireworks. It's been a busy week-end. We were able to watch live feeds of our granddaughter playing for Bucknell University at a tournament in CA in girls vollyeball. So proud of her..she scored the highest number of kills and her stats were excellent..really proving her place on the team as a freshmen. I've received 2 offers on listings..came to terms on one..will present the other one since got it late yesterday. I held my new listing open yesterday and had a great turnout..lots of interested buyers and sellers! Today will be time with Handsome Hudson and Beautiful Beckett and their parents:). Life is good:). 

It’s Labor Day and I want to wish you all a fun day hopefully with BBQ's with family and friends. It's hard to believe it is September first..2014 is racing by. Why not take a moment and grab your favorite morning brew and enjoy some computer humor with me!

       

5 Reasons All Computers Are Female

 

  1. No one but the creator understands their internal logic.

 

  1. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

     

    The message "Bad command or file name" is about the same as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, I'm certainly not going to tell you."

 

  1. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

 

  1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

 

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Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor®
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Hi Dorie, wishing you a wonderful day with Handsome Hudson and Beautiful Beckett...I know you will enjoy them today!

Sep 01, 2014 12:39 AM #13
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Dorie, Pretty quiet Labor Day weekend here, a bit far away from family for BBQs, and a lot of rain over the last few days, so most outdoor activities haven't been viable.  Hope you're having a great Labor Day! 

Sep 01, 2014 03:57 AM #14
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Dorie-Sounds like you have the labor thing down pat. Agree on computers.

Sep 01, 2014 06:04 AM #15
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Dorie I hope you enjoyed your Labor Day with Hudson and Becket, I enjoyed mine with my gorgeous grand daughter Elizabeth.

Thanks to modern day technology you are able to be there your you grand daughters games :)

Sep 01, 2014 11:16 AM #16
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Dorie Dillard CRS GRI ABR
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Hi Rebecca: A wonderful day! Exhausted and off to bed!

Hi BLIZ: We did have an awesome Day!

Hi Wayne: Thank you for stopping by!

Hi George: Isn't it wonderful??

Sep 01, 2014 11:27 AM #17
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Dorie, Glad you had a good weekend and hope today was a realxing day and fun holiday.

Sep 01, 2014 12:46 PM #18
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Hello Dorie,

Another wonderful weekend of work and play...and more fun techie humor.  What more could we ask for?  Have a fabulous week!

Sep 01, 2014 01:37 PM #19
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Hope your day was just perfect, Dorie. Your comparison of computers and females - love it! Too funny!!! 

Sep 01, 2014 04:26 PM #20
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Good Morning Dorie: I like the perspective or opinion of commitment-#5. Ahh. Women. They are extraordinary!!!

I hope you had a fantastic Labor Day with your family. From the sound of your blog--you did, indeed.

Sep 01, 2014 09:07 PM #21
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Hi Debbie: It was!

Hi Lisa: You too!

Hi Jane: Thank you!

Sep 01, 2014 09:08 PM #22
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Hi Marie: Yes I did!

Sep 01, 2014 09:08 PM #23
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I disagree wildly with Roy Kelley....all computers unable to multi task...are absolutely male !

Sep 01, 2014 10:36 PM #24
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Cute post and discussion. Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and computers ( without problems ) are from Apple. ;) Now, Apple reminds me of a woman named "Eve." 

Sep 02, 2014 02:16 AM #25
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Contact Dorie Dillard at (512) 346-1799 for Austin, Texas Real Estate services.

Sep 02, 2014 04:50 AM #26
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I love those "5 reasons".

Of course computers are femals and Goggle is the Mother of all.

Sep 02, 2014 05:31 AM #27
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Hi Dorie, this really is beautiful list. I'm still smiling. Have a good week. 

Sep 02, 2014 06:22 AM #28
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Dorie, Sounds like you had a fabulous weekend! Loved the jokes you shared!

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Good evening Dorie Dillard You certainly hit the nail on the head with this one - LOL

Good to hear that you had a great weekend with the fam...

Sep 02, 2014 09:51 AM #30
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Dorie, sounds like you had  a very productive Holiday weekend, and always fun to receive offers.    Glad you were able to spend Monday with your family. 

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Dorie- I'm glad that you got to spend time with HH and BB and yes to the 5 reasons computers are female.

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