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Mortgage Creative Writing Challenge: And the Winners are....

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Whatever you may have thought about mortgage posts, chances are, you didn't expect them to have much in the way of panache. With very few exceptions, I thought the same thing. Until I was inspired recently by a post by Jason Sardi - the never boring Mortgage Stud of ActiveRain - to issue a challenge to anyone willing to break the mold on this typically dry topic. And let me tell you, we were astounded by the creativity and genuinely useful information that came out of these terrific entries. There was nothing easy about arriving at our three winners. 

Entries were judged in three categories: Creativity and Originality of Content, Actual Mortgage Information, and Lay-out and Staging.

 

I am excited to present the winners of the Mortgage Creative Writing Challenge!



1st Place for 1000 points, a pretty Gold Star and a Localism Feature

is awarded to
 

1st Place WINNER! Janet Guilbault!

Janet Guilbault 

for 

One McMortgage, Please, With A Side of Lies


CONGRATULATIONS to Janet for telling it like it is in a way that absolutely everyone can understand. She cleverly relates the perils of getting our mortgages cheap and on the run. If you haven't been reading Janet's blog, you've definitely been missing out. Her analogies are consistently on target and her writing is eloquent and understated. 

 

2nd Place for 750 well-deserved points

is awarded to 
 


Joey Asterbaum

for 

The Mortgage Rap - Sing along! It's educational, it's fun, and it's fo' rizzle, yo.

A most entertaining and original presentation of mortgage information in a format that will stick in your head for days! Go ahead and turn it up... I dare ya! Congratulations Joey! This was out of the box if a mortgage post ever was! 

 

 3rd Place for 500 points

is awarded to


Brian Brady

for 

Queer Eye For The Straight Borrower: How Mortgage Planners and Wardbrobe Consultants Are Similar

The man in braces, Mr. Brian Brady, shows us how to obtain a smart mortgage and what NOT to wear in his clever and fashionable piece about what to consider when obtaining a mortgage. 

 

CONGRATULATIONS WINNERS! 

 

 By unanimous agreement, the judges hereby award a well-deserved Honorable Mention to Mike Mueller  for his very original and beautiful series of 17 Mortgage Haiku's, Zen and the Art of Mortgage Haiku. He accomplished the very purpose of this contest by achieving notice in two publications, The San Jose Mercury News and Redfin Blog. Mike, the spirit and enthusiasm you showed for this writing challenge is deeply appreciated!

 

 And for sheer comedy, we wish to recognize Bill Engleman for his witty and downright hilarious post,The Mortgage Market and Pop Culture 

 

Finally, a nod goes out to Angelina Jolie for her unexpected guest appearance in two of the entries. Sorry - no Angie pics on my post!

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Thank you to all who met this challenge with your wonderful entries. Please don't miss a single one! 

In no particular order...

 

 mortgage creative writing challenge: A Tale of the Seven Dwarfs from Snow "Mortgage" White's perspective - 03/31/08 11:14 AM
 
While we all know that life is no fairytale, we often proceed through our decisions with the proverbial rose colored glasses.   With each less than the best decision that we make, there needs to be one who comes in and handles the messes left behind.  Sometimes it is our spouse, sometimes, ...
mortgage creative writing challenge: Mortgage Creative Writing Challenge : What a consumer should know first.... - 03/30/08 06:48 PM

 

 
mortgage creative writing challenge: So You Want a Mortgage........ - 03/28/08 12:53 PM
YOU WANT MONEY?
Well, it's not as simple as it would appear. More so today, than ever before you'll need a mortgage professional to guide you from the point of application. Through the programs you may (or may not) qualify for and the documentation you'll need to supply. To the actual closing ...
mortgage creative writing challenge: The Real Estate Gods Are Laughing - 03/29/08 11:43 PM
I have often wondered why it is we believe we can "own" real estate. Somewhere, there are Real Estate Gods, and they are laughing their heads off. They know the truth: we don't own real estate. It owns us.
Saying you own real estate is like saying you own your child. You nurture... 

mortgage creative writing challenge: The pros and cons of a mortgage broker - 03/29/08 09:42 AM
I work for a mortgage broker but I am going to give you an insight into the difference between a bank and a mortgage broker.
A bank usually has different loan programs and rates for all of those programs.  Many banks have a set rate for each particular program.  A few banks allow ...

mortgage creative writing challenge: A Consumers View on Things - 03/27/08 05:37 PM
I've been watching as the housing and mortgage industry has been in "crisis"  It has brought a few questions to mind that I'd like to ask. 
I feel as if Andy Rooney is my muse.
 
If there are "Prime" loans and "Sub-Prime" loans, why would anyone loan to a person or persons ...

mortgage creative writing challenge: Refinancing, bank, and the crazy rules - 03/28/08 10:26 AM
Well I have another great story to tell about how crazy lenders are getting with their rules.  The lenders, and banks are not making many exceptions any more and sticking to the rules no matter how stupid they are.
The mortgage loan is for a Metro Detroit home in Grosse Pointe which is ... 

mortgage creative writing challenge: Views From The FBIs Padded Room - 03/27/08 03:30 PM
I've tried writting ths 5 times for Jason Sardi and Jennifer Bukaty's Creative Writing Challenge.  Not as cool as Joey Aszterbaum, Joe Adams or Mike Mueller - as it's not not fiction and it's not a funny subject - but the people who targeted us for fraud (over 3 million dollars) were DEFINATELY Creative! ...

mortgage creative writing challenge: I Want to Buy a Home. Where Do I Go From Here? - Part 2 - 03/27/08 09:05 AM
From the Desk of Don Draughn, Mortgage Professional
Website:  http://ahfmortgage.elliemae.net/ddraughn
In Part One of this series, we looked at how important it is to Find Out What is on Your Credit Report.  Once you know what is there, you can either move to the next step - obtaining mortgage pre-approval or working on ...

mortgage creative writing challenge: An old book and an old man in the Mortgage business - 03/26/08 10:08 AM
Call NOW and for only $199.95 we will send you this wonderful blog called "Welcome to Mortgage Terms for Dummies", otherwise known as plain talk.  With this handy dandy reference guide you can be talking like a mortgage geek within hours.  Amaze and stun your Realtor friends when you toss out ...

mortgage creative writing challenge: Daytona Beach Homebuyer's Financing Advice From Your Real Estate Professional! - 03/26/08 08:32 AM
Life seems to roll by faster...faster than ever before, heck microwaves and computers sometimes are not fast enough.  Because our lives move so rapidly we sometime make quick decisions and in the long run end up costing us our time, energy and money.  It's those occasions where you wish that you ...

mortgage creative writing challenge: I Want to Buy a Home. Where Do I Go From Here? - Part 1 - 03/26/08 08:27 AM
From the Desk of Don Draughn, Mortgage Professional
Website:  http://ahfmortgage.elliemae.net/ddraughn
Alright, you've decided you want to purchase your first home and you find yourself asking this question, "Where do I go from here?"  This post is Part One of an eight part series to give you the direction you need to get on ...

mortgage creative writing challenge: The History of the subprime implosion.......... - 03/22/08 07:39 AM
After a long week, I decided to take a break and watch a mindless DVD. I took one of my favorites from the shelf and popped it in. "The history of the world...part I" was my selection. It was typical Mel Brooks humor. Fact delightfully spun from a different perspective. After ...

mortgage creative writing challenge: Ask The Underwriter: Appraisal Review Part 1 - 02/11/08 12:49 PM
Appraisals are under UNDER ATTACK!  Okay, I may be exaggerating but I've been blog searching for the last week and I think I can probably get a few high fives when I say they are being scrutinized!
As an Underwriter I understand why my fellow underwriter is asking for the extra comps, comments ... 

 

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Entries were judged in three categories: Creativity and Originality of Content, Actual Mortgage Information, and Lay-out and Staging

Our five judges were Myself, Jason Sardi, Bill Archambault, Marc Grossman and guest appearance by Andrew Lenza. A hearty thanks to each of them for their hard work and thoughtful consideration of each entry!

 

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Jennifer Monroe
Indigo Home Team powered by Compass - Charlotte, NC
Real Estate REALTOR®/Broker/Designer

Thanks Marc... Well I hope you know that I would never send you something as schlocky as mere Godiva. It just figures Campbell would own them. How about a bag of M&M's??

The word is *Almond* Not kidding!!! 

Apr 01, 2008 04:16 AM
Diane Aurit
LKN Realty, LLC - Mooresville, NC
Lake Norman Real Estate
Great Job Jennifer! I don't venture to the Mortgage side too often so this is a great summary for us all.  Hugs!
Apr 01, 2008 04:27 AM
Jason Sardi
Auto & Home & Life Insurance throughout North Carolina - Charlotte, NC
Your Agent for Life

(Frantically exploring the synapses in my brain for an April Fool's Prank to play:-)

You guys and your chocolate & hugs.  I'll take a frosty cold one myself...

Apr 01, 2008 04:35 AM
Christy Powers
Keller Williams Coastal Area Partners - Pooler, GA
Pooler, Savannah Real Estate Agent
Congratulations. I am off to read your post with a side of lies. I think that should be a combo at some fast mortgage place...lol. Drive through mortgage anyone?
Apr 01, 2008 05:33 AM
Jennifer Monroe
Indigo Home Team powered by Compass - Charlotte, NC
Real Estate REALTOR®/Broker/Designer
Diane... All I can say is that once I ventured over to the 'mortgage side', I never looked back :) I hope you read some of these, you'll be quite surprised! And who cares what HE says.... Big HUG right back!!
Apr 01, 2008 05:36 AM
Jennifer Monroe
Indigo Home Team powered by Compass - Charlotte, NC
Real Estate REALTOR®/Broker/Designer
Hey Sardiboy... So were you able to find any synapses in there anywhere?? LOL! You know I never forget a thing, and I will certainly remind you of your comment the next time you start crying for your hug....
Apr 01, 2008 05:39 AM
Jennifer Monroe
Indigo Home Team powered by Compass - Charlotte, NC
Real Estate REALTOR®/Broker/Designer
Christy... What? you haven't read it yet? You already have the right idea.... don't miss it!
Apr 01, 2008 05:41 AM
Jason Sardi
Auto & Home & Life Insurance throughout North Carolina - Charlotte, NC
Your Agent for Life

Apr 01, 2008 05:56 AM
Bill Engleman
Infinity Home Mortgage - Nesquehoning, PA
Schuylkill and Carbon Countynulls FHA & USDA Specialist

     Congratulations to Janet! I have to echo Brian's statement that it absolutely was the best post. More kudos to Brian and Joey for their posts as they were exceptional as well. Personally, this contest has been a wonderful experience for me. It was the first time I've written something for more than a handful of people to look at. It was also the first time I've taken the opportunity to finally read what some of these talented people have written. I regret not doing it sooner.

     Lastly, since nothing I've written during this whole contest has been in the least bit serious, I have to say that I think I was blackballed by Jason Sardi. Even though we've worked together for many years and are good friends, I've always been keenly aware that Jason has been jealous of the fact that I'm much better looking than him. I'm sure Jennifer would disagree but, if you compare our pictures, you'll see I have superior skin and hair as well as a nose that is proportional in size to the rest of my face. You may also notice I have a more piercing gaze rather than a dull, vacant stare. Finally, I have a strong, manly chin where Jason's appears weak and unassertive.

     I will be the first to extend Jason an olive branch. If my proposed sitcom ever gets off the ground, Jason Sardi will be a prime character. Of course, there is only one man who could play Jason Sardi:

 

 

Apr 01, 2008 06:21 AM
Jennifer Monroe
Indigo Home Team powered by Compass - Charlotte, NC
Real Estate REALTOR®/Broker/Designer

LMFAO BILL!  And umm, I guess I do have to disagree with you. I mean, you're cute and all, but I'm just so turned off by girly noses and shiny hair! And what can I say? I see that vacant stare and I just get all weak in the knees!!! Yummy!

Nice try tho :) 

And congratulations on your attempt to out-do my Sardiboy... as I said - nice try! :))

 

Apr 01, 2008 06:52 AM
Bill Engleman
Infinity Home Mortgage - Nesquehoning, PA
Schuylkill and Carbon Countynulls FHA & USDA Specialist
Jennifer - I have no retort to Sardi and Yummy.
Apr 01, 2008 07:00 AM
Tom Plant
WINEormous.com - Murrieta, CA
Jennifer - What a fabulous contest and what a great post from you. I know how much work that must have taken. How is your opera coming along?
Apr 01, 2008 11:16 AM
Sandra Cummings
William Raveis Real Estate - Guilford, CT
Real Estate Agent, Guilford Connecticut
OMG - That Bill is a riot...If I ever need dirt on Sardiman I know who to call : )
Apr 01, 2008 11:23 AM
Midori Miller
Talk 2 Midori, LLC - Daytona Beach, FL
Online Marketing For Real Estate Professionals
Excellent choices and everyone did a great job.  Learned a thing or two in the process!
Apr 01, 2008 12:52 PM
Jennifer Monroe
Indigo Home Team powered by Compass - Charlotte, NC
Real Estate REALTOR®/Broker/Designer
Bill... Because you're afraid of him! :)
Apr 01, 2008 01:14 PM
Jennifer Monroe
Indigo Home Team powered by Compass - Charlotte, NC
Real Estate REALTOR®/Broker/Designer
Michael... That she is! I'm guessing she has a whole slew of new fans now! Thanks so much for weighing in...
Apr 01, 2008 01:15 PM
Jennifer Monroe
Indigo Home Team powered by Compass - Charlotte, NC
Real Estate REALTOR®/Broker/Designer
Tom... It was worth the effort and I am delighted that so many people enjoyed participating and reading. And who knew writing opera could be so profitable? LOL!
Apr 01, 2008 01:20 PM
Jennifer Monroe
Indigo Home Team powered by Compass - Charlotte, NC
Real Estate REALTOR®/Broker/Designer
My Sandra... You know Bill has offered to give me any dirt I need, so I know there must be some ;-) Do we REALLY want to know??
Apr 01, 2008 01:21 PM
Jennifer Monroe
Indigo Home Team powered by Compass - Charlotte, NC
Real Estate REALTOR®/Broker/Designer
Midori... Thank you so much for jumping in here and participating! It was terrific to see a few real estate agents take a shot at this too. As an agentr, you know how important this information is to our clients. I hope you consider printing and using your wonderful post for just that purpose.
Apr 01, 2008 01:39 PM
Jason Sardi
Auto & Home & Life Insurance throughout North Carolina - Charlotte, NC
Your Agent for Life

http://www.inman.com/blog/2008/04/3/left-brain-right-brain

 

This is excellent!!!  Inman News wrote about the Contest!  Sweet........

Apr 04, 2008 01:16 AM