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HAPPY APRIL 1ST!!

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Real Estate Agent with HomeQuest Realty/Managing Broker

WOW!!  With 13 closings in March and 21 in the pipeline for April.........before the month even begins............I am loving Real Estate in Hampton Roads, VA !!  Aren't you excited for me??  What the heck happened?  After a great three quarters in 2007, I was almost starting to believe the media when they said that we were in a housing slump.  I was even thinking of an alternative way to make ends meet,  then it all started turning around in January after I responded to a chain letter.  Now, I have never been one to believe in all that "GIVE AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE  GARBAGE", but believe me it worked!!  Let me tell you how I did it, and how you too may reap the rewards, my friend.  Look in your mailbox every day for a plain, white envelope; addressed to you, your spouse, or whomever lived in the house before you.  Carefully, open the envelope, and read the well-written letter, which promises to give you great financial rewards if you commit to scratching the last name off of the bottom, adding your name to the top, then sending the same, coppied letter to as many people as you can possibly think of.  The more the better!!  The only problem I had, was that I could not think of very many people and was quiet worried that I would miss out on this golden, once in a life time opportunity because of my lack of connections.  However, I was more fortunate than most,  because  the lovely lady who sent this letter to me was so kind and considerate that she even included the name of a company to contact which sold the names and addresses of people (just like you and me) on pre-printed, self-stick mailing labels for only 2 cents a piece!!  I was so excited that I purchased 5000 labels immediately and had them sent overnight so I could get started right away!!   What a bargain, and how kind of her to think so much as to include that valuable information in her chain letter!!  Let's face i!  Sensative, naturally honest, loving, giving, caring human  beings are a rare find these days!! I feel like we connected on some level that most would never understand.  I will never be able to thank her enough!!  $100.00........not a bad investment for potential FINANCIAL FREEDOM!! Sooooooooooooooo, just 5000 envelopes later, 5000 stamps later, a lot of stuffing, licking and stamping later...............HERE I AM!!    I have never felt better about my life or my future.  I no longer spend my days dreaming of what could be.......................I am living it!! 

 

 

PS...............................HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

 

 

Comments (6)

Monique Currie
Polka Dot Properties, LLC - Alton, NH
Full Service Real Estate For A Flat Fee!
I am totally confused as to how a chain letter will get you sales.  Maybe I am being blonde, who knows.  I just don't get it and would love more explanation. 
Mar 31, 2008 03:04 PM
Sheri Sanders
Berkshire Hathaway C Dan Joyner Realtors - Easley, SC
Realtor/Broker - Easley, SC Real Estate

Monique,

It's an April Fool's joke.

Mar 31, 2008 03:12 PM
Nick Ventura
www.RealtyJunkies.com - Virginia Beach, VA
This is tooo funny!! I can hardly type this as I am laughing so hard. Thank you to Monique!
Mar 31, 2008 03:20 PM
Tammy & Terry Coleman
Coldwell Banker Snow & Wall - Murfreesboro, TN
Kelley..thanks for the laugh. We could only hope for the number of sales and pendings in y our pipeline...but lets hope for the best.
Mar 31, 2008 03:24 PM
Monique Currie
Polka Dot Properties, LLC - Alton, NH
Full Service Real Estate For A Flat Fee!
Oh my Gosh!!  Now I feel REALLY STUPID AND REALLY BLONDE!!!!  My husband says I have been doing that alot lately.  Can I delete my 1st comment.  I guess if you can't laugh at yourself...oh, well.  Too Funny!!
Apr 01, 2008 12:38 AM