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Breaking News: For Sale Signs Helpful in Selling Real Estate

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Real Estate Agent with Jefferson Properties 0225213983

I know it's groundbreaking, but I just spotted this news headline and gasped: FOR SALE SIGN HELPFUL IN SELLING REAL ESTATE.  Who knew?

 

Upon conducting a cursory search for real estate signs,  as I am about to design and order my own, I found results that were not quite what I was expecting; however, they sure did give me some belly laughs on this rainy day in Virginia. Now, I don't own any cats, but I think this sign might attract the purring-type feline crowd:

 Next up, we have this incentive. Who needs home warranties to encourage buyers when you can throw  in a free pizza?  What a splurge.

 

Selling your home is like removing your own appendix....wow, let those listings roll in.

Ever driven by an old Victorian with a rusty gate and wondered, is it haunted?  Well this sign takes care of that! It's NOT HAUNTED, in case you're wondering.

Before I became a Realtor, I was a high school English teacher. I used to keep a file of my favorite grammatical blunders.  This is the reason we proofread, people:

I admire creativity.  This sign just says it all!  HONEY, STOP THE CAR!

Thanks for giggling with me today.  I hope these signs gave you a good laugh!

 

 

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RVA Home Team - Richmond, VA
RVA Home Team - Winning with Integrity.

LOL, proofreading IS important now, isn't it?!

I have to admit I think the pizza one is pretty clever. It would catch my eye and make me laugh, but I am not so sure I would look at the house!

Sep 08, 2014 05:46 AM
Whitney Watson
First Heritage Mortgage - Henrico, VA

Jenn, You got some good laughs out of me! These are all hilarious!

Sep 08, 2014 06:42 AM
Christopher Pagli
William Raveis Legends Realty Group - Tarrytown, NY
"I Stay Open Until You Close"

These are awesome, thanks for posting!  Incentives have gone off the charts these day lol

Sep 08, 2014 07:46 AM
Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

Thanks for adding smiles to our faces.

Good luck with your sign design efforts.

Sep 08, 2014 09:02 AM
Tammy Lankford,
Lane Realty Eatonton, GA Lake Sinclair, Milledgeville, 706-485-9668 - Eatonton, GA
Broker GA Lake Sinclair/Eatonton/Milledgeville

Yup, those made me laugh.

Sep 09, 2014 03:16 PM
Nick T Pappas
Assoc. Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, Broker/Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Huntsville AL - Huntsville, AL
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource

Jenn, well I guess we know why Shirley took that listing with the huge...uh..er..."Views"!

Sep 09, 2014 11:21 PM
Robert Bob Gilbert
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices Anderson Properties - Katy, TX
Your Katy TX ( West of Houston) Real Estate Expert

Jenn, These are hilarious. I am still laughing. This could have been a skit on the old Jay Leno show! Thanks.The typo was something else to never be lived down! 

Sep 10, 2014 06:09 AM
Lisa Von Domek
Lisa Von Domek Team - Dallas, TX
....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless!

Hello Jenn,

I needed a laugh this late in the day...thank you!

ps - Welcome to the Rain!

Sep 10, 2014 11:51 AM
Debbie Malone
Londeree's Real Estate & Property Management - Lynchburg, VA
From Lynchburg To The Lake (434) 546-0369

Those are great signs Jenn Hart, Richmond, VA, REALTOR®, 804-317-7997! I especially like the Free Pizza and NOT HAUNTED riders!

Sep 10, 2014 02:30 PM
Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices California Properties - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

Jenn Hart, Richmond, VA, REALTOR®, 804-317-7997  loved the one from Boston....having lived and sold Real Estate in Boston, the Mice is true... my gut feeling is since the property was on Mass Ave it was one of the smart ass college students who probably changed the message... Boston is a College town:)), Endre

Sep 12, 2014 03:41 PM
Ron Marshall
Marshall Enterprises - Saint Michael, MN
Birdhouse Builder Extraordinaire

Oh, quit!  My sides hurt from laughing.....seriously.  This was a great romp.  Thanks for making my day, Jenn!

Sep 18, 2014 08:38 AM
Donna Foerster
HomeSmart Realty Group - Parker, CO
Metro Denver Real Estate Assistant

Jenn~ Those sign riders are the best...free pizza and not haunted! 

Sep 18, 2014 01:55 PM
Carla Muss-Jacobs, RETIRED
RETIRED / State License is Inactive - Portland, OR

You'll have to let us know how the For Sale signs you ordered turned out.  And another cute read!

Sep 24, 2014 11:34 AM
Jason Boone
Duke Warner Realty - Bend, OR
Principal Broker, CRIS, RENE, SRS, PSA

Great signs, thanks for sharing.  Cheers!

Oct 07, 2014 02:55 PM