Baptist Cowboy

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Baptist Cowboy


A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the Baptist Cowboybar and orders three more. 


The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." 


The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado .  When we all left our home in Texas , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself." 


The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. 


The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. 


One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes backtwo mugs please to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." 


The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs. 


"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."


"Hasn't affected my brothers though."

Comments (18)

Catherine Ulrey
Keller Williams Capital City - Salem, OR
Equestrian and Acreage Property Specialist

LOL!  Good one.  Very clever, thanks for the Monday morning laugh!

Oct 27, 2014 01:28 AM
Bill Reddington
Re/max By The Sea - Destin, FL
Destin Florida Real Estate

I like it. A great way to start the day with a smile. Going to remember this one for future use.

Oct 27, 2014 01:31 AM
Will Hamm
Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO
"Where There's a Will, There's a Way!"

Good one Waynson Johnson, I need to pass this on to a friend of mine.  Have a great day!

Oct 27, 2014 01:32 AM
Nicole Doty - Gilbert Real Estate Expert
Zion Realty - Gilbert, AZ
Broker/Owner of Zion Realty

Wayne Johnson - This story could be me except with glasses of Pinot Noir 

Oct 27, 2014 01:43 AM
Claude Labbe
RLAH / @properties - Washington, DC
Realty for Your Busy Life

Really, this is how I'm starting Monday morning?

I'll be smiling all day at this.  Thank you.

Oct 27, 2014 02:16 AM
Karen Kruschka
RE/MAX Executives - Woodbridge, VA
- "My Experience Isn't Expensive - It's PRICELESS"

Wayne Johnson   I don't think I'll stop laughing the rest of the day

Oct 27, 2014 03:03 AM
Fred Griffin Florida Real Estate
Fred Griffin Real Estate - Tallahassee, FL
Licensed Florida Real Estate Broker

Excellent, Wayne!  I'm going to tell this to a couple of friends.

Oct 27, 2014 07:22 AM
Robert Bob Gilbert
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices Anderson Properties - Katy, TX
Your Katy TX ( West of Houston) Real Estate Expert

Wayne, LOL my friend. Funny joke, It reminds me of the old adage of never invite one Bapist to go fishing as he will drink all your beer. Instead  invite two and you get to drink all of your beer without ant problems! 

Oct 27, 2014 07:52 AM
Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

Thanks, Wayne. I will share this with my sister, a Baptist minister.

Oct 27, 2014 08:37 AM
Joan Cox
House to Home, Inc. - Denver Real Estate - 720-231-6373 - Denver, CO
Denver Real Estate - Selling One Home at a Time

Wayne, so thought one of the brothers passed, too cute!   

Oct 27, 2014 12:00 PM
Jerry Newman
Brown Realty, 210-789-4216, - San Antonio, TX
Texas REALTOR, San Antonio Military Relocation

Yes, Wayne. That's a nice one alright. LOL.

Oct 27, 2014 01:10 PM
Joe Petrowsky
Mortgage Consultant, Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS # 2709 - Manchester, CT
Your Mortgage Consultant for Life

Good morning Wayne. Now you guys do things really big in Texas. That was really funny, thanks for sharing.

Oct 27, 2014 08:42 PM
Kwee Huset
Kwee Huset Realty - Venice, FL
Venice Florida Homes For Sale

Hi Wayne, that is funny. Baptist cowboy way of quit drinking?

Oct 28, 2014 07:47 AM
Patricia Kennedy
RLAH Real Estate - Washington, DC
Home in the Capital

Wayne, that is a very funny rationalization!  And now I'm thirsty for a cold beer.

Oct 28, 2014 01:06 PM
Debb Janes EcoBroker and Bernie Stea JD
ViewHomes of Clark County - Nature As Neighbors - Camas, WA
REALTORS® in Clark County, WA

That's funny. Thanks Wayne, and those beers look pretty good. 

Oct 30, 2014 06:23 AM
Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP
Selling Homes Changing Lives

Too funny Wayne! Well... you know what they say about cowboys!!!

Oct 31, 2014 06:22 AM
Georgie Hunter R(S) 58089
Hawai'i Life Real Estate Brokers - Haiku, HI
Maui Real Estate sales and lifestyle info

That's a good one!  Creative drinking practices will prevail!

Nov 01, 2014 01:09 PM
Tom Braatz Waukesha County Real Estate 262-377-1459
Coldwell Banker - Oconomowoc, WI
Waukesha County Realtor Real Estate agent. SOLD!

Wayne Johnson

That's pretty funny as he drinks the other beers

Dec 06, 2014 12:26 PM