8 Horrible Real Estate Photos You Have To See To Believe

Real Estate Agent with Rodeo Realty BRE# 01220669

1. Double doodie

Double doodie
Unknown / Via realestateventures.ca

Now you can make breakfast while getting rid of last night’s dinner! How convenient!

2. Murder in the first

Murder in the first
Unknown / Via deathandtaxesmag.com

You are supposed to kill the person on top of a plastic mat so that you can wrap them up neatly before dragging their bloody body across the floor! Amateur…

3. On-suite bathroom live demo

On-suite bathroom live demo

Just in case you didn’t know, here is what you do with an on-suite bathroom. Because, ya know, some people might be confused.

4. Just horsin’ around…

Just horsin' around...

This adds a mane event to an otherwise ugly and boring wood-paneled hallway. Saddle up people! Bids for this home will be gallopin’ in!

5. Into the wild…

Into the wild...
Unknown / Via realestate.aol.com

Now you can realize your life-long dream of living among the animals in the wilderness! Only, these animals are dead.

6. Sexting or Selling?

Sexting or Selling?
Unknown / Via realestate.aol.com

Wow, this is a new way to entice buyers to come to the open house.

7. Acid bath

Acid bath
Unknown / Via activerain.trulia.com

This is what’s left of the murder victim.

8. Doggy style

Doggy style

C’mon! Let’s be honest people. This is what the next owners of this home will be doing in this room anyway.



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  1. June Piper-Brandon 11/04/2014 03:35 AM
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Mark Wagner Jr.
Zion Realty - Gilbert, AZ

This is hilarious!! Definitely made me laugh out loud! Holy buckets! I would like to think this done by FSBO's but with the pics i see on media sources i think its 50-50

Nov 04, 2014 02:57 AM #1
Lenn Harley
Lenn Harley, Homefinders.com, MD & VA Homes and Real Estate - Leesburg, VA
Real Estate Broker - Virginia & Maryland

I showed a home once that had a toilet in the living room.

I also sold a home owned by a taxidermist.  You can imagine what the garage looked like.

Nov 04, 2014 03:04 AM #2
Joe Neuah
Rodeo Realty - Sherman Oaks, CA
Doing Real Estate with Passion!!

I like the one with the horse!

Nov 04, 2014 03:08 AM #3
Fred Griffin Tallahassee Real Estate
Fred Griffin Real Estate - Tallahassee, FL
Licensed Florida Real Estate Broker

     I'm okay with the taxidermy and the horse.  The other photos?  Absolutely inexcusable.  Fire the Listing Agent and start over.

Nov 04, 2014 03:10 AM #4
Amanda Christiansen
Christiansen Group Realty (260)704-0843 - Fort Wayne, IN
Christiansen Group Realty

Unreal.  Actually, not unreal.  It's crazy to think that clients are paying these agents any kind of money to market and sell their homes. 

Nov 04, 2014 03:23 AM #5
Margaret Woda
Long & Foster Real Estate, Inc. - Crofton, MD
Maryland Real Estate & Military Relocation

Really enjoyed this, Joe, and shared it on Facebook.  Thanks for the smile.

Nov 04, 2014 03:26 AM #6
June Piper-Brandon
Houwzer Inc - Baltimore, MD
Piecing Dreams One Home at a Time

I really enjoyed this and am reblogging.  A picture is truly worth a thousand words!!

Nov 04, 2014 03:29 AM #7
Ranee Bray
TCP Real Estate - Cedar Park, TX
North of Austin Homes

These are so funny I have to share on FB as well.  You get the fun blog of the week award in my book Joe!   

Nov 04, 2014 03:34 AM #8
Bruce Kunz
C21 Solid Gold Realty, Brick, NJ, 732-920-2100 - Howell, NJ
REALTOR®, Brick & Howell NJ Homes for Sale

Quite a collection, Joe Neuah. It is hard to understand the thoughts (or lack thereof?) behind some of those pictures. I am betting that none led to a quick sale!
Thanks for sharing.


Nov 04, 2014 03:39 AM #9
Sandy Padula and Norm Padula, JD, GRI
HomeSmart Realty West & Lend Smart Mortgage, Llc. - Carlsbad, CA
Presence, Persistence & Perseverance

Joe:  Some of these photos can be salvaged with some Photoshop work, but nevertheless, when the homes are visited in person; the surpise will be memorable. Great shots! By the way, photo #1 will take either a 1 or 2. ;-)

Nov 04, 2014 03:58 AM #10
Kathy Streib
Room Service Home Staging - Delray Beach, FL
Home Stager - Palm Beach County,FL -561-914-6224

Joe- I can only shake my head in disbelief.

Nov 04, 2014 04:36 AM #11
Patricia Kennedy
RLAH Real Estate - Washington, DC
Home in the Capital

Joe, yeah.  These are totally amazing!  Love the top one. 

Nov 04, 2014 11:20 AM #12
Tammie White, Broker
Franklin Homes Realty LLC - Franklin, TN
Franklin TN Homes for Sale

My question--what's wrong with the listing agent?

Nov 04, 2014 11:34 AM #13
Sonja Patterson
Keller Williams - BV - College Station, TX
Texas Monthly 5-Star Realtor Recipient for the Hou

Wow, the first photo was the most surprising!  Tell me it's a creative water bowl for the dog, right??

Nov 04, 2014 12:53 PM #14
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