1. Double doodie
Now you can make breakfast while getting rid of last night’s dinner! How convenient!
2. Murder in the first
You are supposed to kill the person on top of a plastic mat so that you can wrap them up neatly before dragging their bloody body across the floor! Amateur…
3. On-suite bathroom live demo
Just in case you didn’t know, here is what you do with an on-suite bathroom. Because, ya know, some people might be confused.
4. Just horsin’ around…
This adds a mane event to an otherwise ugly and boring wood-paneled hallway. Saddle up people! Bids for this home will be gallopin’ in!
5. Into the wild…
Now you can realize your life-long dream of living among the animals in the wilderness! Only, these animals are dead.
6. Sexting or Selling?
Wow, this is a new way to entice buyers to come to the open house.
7. Acid bath
This is what’s left of the murder victim.
8. Doggy style
C’mon! Let’s be honest people. This is what the next owners of this home will be doing in this room anyway.