3 Nurses and a Wish!

Real Estate Agent with AHome4Sale

I thought this was really cute!

A nursing assistant, floor nurse, and charge nurse from a small nursing home were taking a lunch break in the break room. In walks a lady dressed in silk scarves and wearing large polished stoned jewelry.

"I am 'Gina the Great'," stated the lady. "I am so pleased with the way you have taken care of my aunt that I will now grant the next three wishes!" With a wave of her hand and a puff of smoke, the room was filled with flowers, fruit and bottles of drink, proving that she did have the power to grant wishes before any of the nurses could think otherwise.

The nurses quickly argued among themselves as to which one would ask for the first wish. Speaking up, the nursing assistant wished first. "I wish I were on a tropical island beach, with single, well-built men feeding me fruit and tending to my every need." With a puff of smoke, the nursing assistant was gone.

The floor nurse went next." I wish I were rich and retired and spending my days in my own warm cabin at a ski resort with well groomed men feeding me cocoa and doughnuts." With a puff of smoke, she too was gone.

"Now, what is the last wish?" asked the lady.

The charge nurse said," I want those two back on the floor at the end of the lunch break."

Dana Forster



Comments (11)

Gary Bland R (S) E-Pro, ABR
Hawaii Life Real Estate Brokers - Wailea, HI
Short and sweet and it makes sense.  Have a Great day!  There is always someone to spoil the good times.
Apr 03, 2008 11:47 AM
Konnie Mac McCarthy
MacNificent Properties, LLC - Cobb Island, MD
Broker/Owner - VA & MD "Time To Get A Move On!"

funny... :) I was in need of a good good laugh..I would have gone for the last wish

Apr 03, 2008 11:48 AM
Maryal Boumann
GreatWest GMAC Real Estate - Placerville, CA

Ha, CUTE!  Besides being a Realtor here in beautiful El Dorado County located in the foothills between Sacramento CA and lovely Lake Tahoe, I'm a Chaplain at our county hospital.  This is a good one to print and post in the nurses lounge....Blessings and a prosperous May to you~ Maryal+  www.shortsaleseldoradocounty.com

Apr 03, 2008 12:19 PM
Joshua Wethington
Prudential One Reltors - Troy, OH
Very funny.
Apr 03, 2008 12:32 PM
Todd and Danielle Millar
Glenn Simon Inc. - Edmonton, AB
Nineteen years of excellence!

Hilarious! There is always a party pooper in the bunch isn't there! One occupation I have great respect for is nurses - I don't know how they do it.


alberta oil sands investments


Apr 03, 2008 05:42 PM
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
LOL Dana...that was great!So much for those two wishes huh?!LOL
Apr 03, 2008 10:40 PM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around
Hahahahaha!  That was great, Dana!  LOL  Thanks for sharing!
Apr 04, 2008 08:19 AM
Margaret Woda
Long & Foster Real Estate, Inc. - Crofton, MD
Maryland Real Estate & Military Relocation
You're right.  It IS a cute on!   And thanks for commenting on my FSBO post this morning.
Apr 05, 2008 12:25 AM
Lissa Uder
RE/MAX Next Generation, LLC - Lebanon, MO
Your Lebanon MO Real Estate Agent
How Cute! Sounds like a nurse though!
Apr 05, 2008 01:32 AM
Gary J. Rocks
Juba Team Realty - Jefferson Township, NJ


That was a good one! I heard it a long time ago in another form. Thanks

Apr 07, 2008 08:40 AM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Dana I didn't expect that ending, I was assuming the well groomed men in the first two wishes were going to turn out to be Gay, because straight guys don't attend to women's every wish Ha. Ha, Steve

Aug 04, 2008 06:48 AM