Motivational Monday, Funny New Years Quotes

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Mark Twain
New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.

Brooks Atkinson
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.

Bill Vaughan
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

P. J. O'Rourke
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

Jay Leno
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year's resolution.

James Agate
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

Eric Zorn
Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.

Bill Vaughan
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

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Will Hamm
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Good Morning Kristin Johnston,  I need to work on my list for new year eve.  Lucky, I do not need to get drunk that night.

Dec 28, 2014 10:57 PM #1
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Kristin Johnston - REALTOR®
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Good for you Will!  My hubby and I will have some champagne...he likes to make prime rib, I might order Chinese!

Dec 28, 2014 10:59 PM #2
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Roy Kelley
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Thanks for sharing the quotes.

Happy New Year!

Dec 28, 2014 11:09 PM #3
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Kristin Johnston - REALTOR®
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same to you Roy

Dec 28, 2014 11:35 PM #4
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Katerina Gasset
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This is as much fun as your funny Christmas quotes. Happy New Year!

Dec 29, 2014 09:10 AM #5
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Lou Ludwig
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Kristin Johnson you're on top of it . . . . nice selection of funny New Years quotes.

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwig

Dec 29, 2014 12:13 PM #6
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Gita Bantwal
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Kristin, Thank you for sharing  the quotes. Happy New Year.

Dec 29, 2014 08:44 PM #7
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Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
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Kristin,

Some great quotes for the New Year.  I like the second one.  It is so true.  I can barely keep my eyes open that late.

Wishing you a Happy and Healthy New Year!

Brigita

Dec 29, 2014 10:30 PM #8
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Kristin Johnston - REALTOR®
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Same to you Nestor and Katerina!

Thanks Lou!

You bet Gita!

Brigita, glad you liked that one too!

Dec 29, 2014 11:08 PM #9
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Toni Weidman
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I'm neither an optimist nor a pessimist.  I don't stay up. But the fireworks do wake me up.  

Dec 30, 2014 07:59 AM #10
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Kristin Johnston - REALTOR®
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Toni....whatever works ;-)

Dec 30, 2014 08:01 AM #11
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Bob Crane
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All great quotes Kristin, that last one really brought out a laugh.

Bill Vaughan
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

Jan 03, 2015 02:33 PM #12
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Kristin Johnston - REALTOR®
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Good point Bob

Jan 03, 2015 11:29 PM #13
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Grant Schneider
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Hi Kristen - I missed these funny quotes last week but thanks to Bob Crane's reblog I got to see them.  Have a great New Year.

Jan 04, 2015 10:15 AM #14
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Sharon & Bruce Walter
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Kristin, let's hope this is the year for THE PACK!  Root those Packers on extra hard tomorrow against those CHawks!

Jan 17, 2015 09:47 AM #15
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Kristin Johnston - REALTOR®
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Go Pack Go Bruce!!

Thanks Grant!!

Jan 17, 2015 09:50 AM #16
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