It was Palm Sunday and, because of a sore throat,
five-year-old Johnny stayed home from church with
a sitter. When the family returned home, they were
carrying several palm branches. The boy asked what
they were for.
"People held them over Jesus' head as he walked by,"
his older brother explained.
"Wouldn't you know it," the boy fumed. "The one
Sunday I don't go, He showed up!"
~
One Easter Sunday morning as the minister was preaching
the children's sermon, he reached into his bag of props
and pulled out an egg. He pointed at the egg and asked
the children, "What's in here?"
"I know!" a little boy exclaimed. "Pantyhose!"
~
The prospective father-in-law asked, "Young man, can
you support a family?"
The surprised groom-to-be replied, "Well, no. I was
just planning to support your daughter. The rest
of you will have to fend for yourselves."
~
Little Johnny asked his grandma how old she was.
Grandma answered, "39 and holding."
Johnny thought for a moment, and then said,
"And how old would you be if you let go?"
~
The Sunday School teacher asked, "Now, Johnny, tell
me, do you say prayers before eating?"
"No sir," he replied, "We don't have to. My Mom is
a good cook!"
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