"The Bauer Bunch!"

"Here's the story, of a man named Bauer,

who was raising up two very different boys.

One of them was full of lies, just like their father,

the other saved the world.

Then the one day when this Liar met our Hero,

and the baggie held a lot more than his lunch.

But the father was the one to overdose him,

does only two left make a bunch?"

"The Bauer Bunch, the Bauer Bunch! Won't be long til Jack makes his Daddy's neck go 'CRUNCH!'