Today's Best NY Times Headline - for laughs.

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A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.  Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker  jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. 

A NY Times reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says, " Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."

"Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind  bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt  right."

"Well, I'll make sure this doesn't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist from the New York Times , you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this on  the first page. By the way, what kind of motorcycle is that and what political political party do you belong to?"

"Not that it matters but I ride a Harley Davidson and I am a Republican. "

The  journalist leaves. 

The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first  page:



Gene Wunderlich - Selling Southwest California Homes including Temecula, Murriea and the Southern California Wine Country.

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Shannon Aldrich
Keller Williams Coastal Realty - Rye, NH
NH & Maine Real Estate Seacoast
Thank you - that made me burst out loud with laughter. Great way to end the day!
Apr 08, 2008 10:41 AM #1
Sandra Carlisle (Ayers)
Berkshire Hathaway California Properties - Newport Beach, CA
Real Estate Marketing & Sales
That's messed up, but a fairly accurate portrayal of the media at large. 
Apr 08, 2008 10:42 AM #2
Hugh Krone
Weichert Referral Associates - Hamburg, NJ
Realtor, Sussex County NJ
It would be funnier if it wasn't so true.
Apr 08, 2008 10:44 AM #3
Jeffery Griffin
Jeff Griffin LLC - Wailuku, HI
Broker Owner
aloha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Apr 08, 2008 10:45 AM #4
Cindy Jones
Integrity Real Estate Group - Woodbridge, VA
Pentagon, Fort Belvoir & Quantico Real Estate News
Oh how sad.  To bad the news is so unbiased :-)  Good joke!
Apr 08, 2008 10:47 AM #5
April Hayden-Munson
Brookfield, WI
Brookfield Wisconsin Real Estate

LOL!! Too bad it's so close to the truth with reporting!

Apr 09, 2008 07:50 AM #7
John Karadsheh
KOR Properties - Mesa, AZ
ABR, CRS - REALTOR - Mesa, Arizona - Las Sendas
Thanks for the laugh!  I needed that today.
Apr 09, 2008 09:23 AM #8
Mirela Monte
Buyers' Choice Realty - North Myrtle Beach, SC
Myrtle Beach Real Estate

Cute!  Pretty accurate though...  Living in Europe in my early twenties exposed me to an entirely different way of looking at everything, due to the absence of the American media's slant on things... 

I joined the musical group, but I have to warn you, I am te LEAST musical person in the World.  I appreciate it though, so I guess that qualifies me for membership.  I hear the music in my head, but it never sounds like that once it leaves my vocal chords.  My daughter tells all her friends that I could easily win that "American Idol Hall of Shame" Grand Prize.   I feel sorry for anyone listening to my singing, but I will gladly prove just how utterly lousy I am at it.  Than God I can Dance! 

Apr 09, 2008 01:22 PM #9
Patricia Beck
RE/MAX Properties, Inc., GRI, CDPE - Colorado Springs, CO
Colorado Springs Realty
Another reason not to trust the media, lol :)  Thanks for the laugh!
Apr 09, 2008 01:39 PM #10
Virginia Hepp - Mesquite NV REALTOR
ERA - Mesquite NV Homes For Sale - Mesquite, NV
Mesquite NV Homes and Neighborhoods - Search MLS
Good one, thanks!  Unfortunately, I have no memory of any of the many concerts that I attended.
Apr 09, 2008 06:54 PM #11
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