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We begin with our cast of characters already in the coffee shop:
“Hey Molly,” Medford called, “please bring us another round of
that fantastic organically & shade-grown, fair trade, French-Roast
coffee.”
“Yeah, Molly,” Jay added, “our Collectible Codger™ porcelain
(not REAL china, but made in China) Mugs need refilling!”
“KEEP YER BRITCHES ON,” Molly yelled in her usual outdoor
voice, “I’LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE!”
“So exactly why are we here so early?” Carl asked, looking into
his now empty mug.
“It’s Friday!” Medford exclaimed.
“You gotta know what THAT means, Carl,” Jay added, helpfully.
“I’m RETIRED,” Carl replied, “it means pretty much the same as
any other day of the week.”
“It means,” Medford said, as Molly FINALLY came by with the
coffee re-fills, “it’s deadline day.”
“Deadline?” Carl asked, “deadline for what?”
“It’s the deadline for submissions to the ‘CODGER™ CARNIVAL
of CURB APPEAL,’ tonight at midnight,” Jay replied.
“Oh sure,” Carl said, just a little derisively, “exactly which one of
you two will stay up that late to close the contest?”
“Good point,” Jay replied, “I guess the deadline will be
submissions received before I fire up my computer on Saturday
morning.”
“NICE TO SEE YOU STICK TO YOUR OWN RULES!” Molly
said, as quietly as she can, thus ending this episode.
Jay & Medford
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