Tuesday Funny

Real Estate Agent with Nautical Realty Group

A man and his wife are returning from a party when they are pulled over by the local police.

Officer: Sir do you realize how fast you were driving?

Man: I had the cruise control set at the speed limit for area.

Wife: That's not true officer he was driving like a bat out of hell. Ihave benn asking him to slow down for the last 15 minutes.

Man: now angered you just sit there and keep your mouth shut

Officer: The real reason I pulled you over is that you have a busted tail light.

Man: That can not be the taillights were fine when we got in the car.

Wife: That's also not true I have asked my husband for the last month to replace the light.

Man: Did I not ask you you to sit there and keep your  mouth  shut.

Officer: Does your husband always speak to you like this mam?

Wife: Only when he is DRUNK

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Sandy Padula and Norm Padula, JD, GRI
HomeSmart Realty West & Lend Smart Mortgage, Llc. - Carlsbad, CA
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Don Mcbride You know in circumstances like that, I am sure the marriage license reads that there is justifiable homicide

Mar 31, 2015 03:56 AM #1
Don Mcbride
Nautical Realty Group - Cape Coral, FL
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Sandy agreed

Mar 31, 2015 04:02 AM #2
John Dotson
Preferred Properties of Highlands, Inc. - Highlands, NC - Highlands, NC
The experience to get you to the other side!

Justifiable homicide - now you know you can't even begin to say that...

But, I love it!! 

Mar 31, 2015 04:37 AM #3
Noah Seidenberg
Coldwell Banker - Evanston, IL
Chicagoland and Suburbs (800) 858-7917

I have have heard that one before but liked it so much that I read it and laughed again Don. I can always use a laugh (or I cry).

Mar 31, 2015 12:13 PM #4
Roy Kelley
Realty Group Referrals - Gaithersburg, MD

Thanks for adding smile to our faces. Have a wonderful week and be selective with your vehicle passengers.

Mar 31, 2015 09:10 PM #5
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