They walk among us, Celebrity I mean,
leave 'em alone and they'll leave us alone.
1 - You're always pointing out to your guests where Burt Reynolds lives.
2 - You sing Alan Jackson songs and you're not even a Country Music fan.
3 - At night you look to the sky and say "That's Greg Norman's helicopter."
4 - You know that "Trapper" Nelson was a real life Tarzan who lived in our midst.
5 - Jonathan Dickinson State Park will always be Camp Murphy to you.
6 - Gomez Grant has nothing at all to do with that other Ulysses S. fellow.
7 - When people talk to you about the Reformation it's a shipwreck from 1696, and has nothing to do with Religion.
8 - You have to explain to visitors that Harry & the Natives is a restaurant and not a pop rock group of the sixties.
9 - You know the difference between a crocodile, an alligator and a caiman.
!0 - Your favorite canoe trip is up Kitching Creek at low tide in Spring with a boatload of Northern meat (aka Snowbirds)
11- Blowing Rocks is not some new drug craze but can blow your mind when conditions are right. Be careful!
12 - You're thankful that I-95 was a forgotten Road that almost left us alone.
13 - Don't even think about putting anything here, I'm superstitious!
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!