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They're Alive, They're Alive

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Home Inspector with King of the House Home Inspection, Inc. Home Inspector Lic #207
This is not an out of body experience, or some tale that will make you think I am any weirder than what you might already think. After all, you have probably heard stories of the dead coming back to life -- on shows like the Twilight Zone. Call it reincarnation, call it hibernation, or call it whatever you want but please don't call me late for dinner. Take this story as you will, perhaps you will think it silly, perhaps you will think it a miracle, but it is my story and here goes.

In December I did an inspection at Birch Bay and found a major infestation of carpenter ants. I smacked a joist that I knew was bad and here they came. Because I teach wood destroying organisms for Bellingham Technical College, I grabbed some of the damaged wood, the frass (shavings and chewings from the ants) and yes, a few live ants. I threw them in the back of my truck, tied up in a plastic bag. Call me cruel if you wish, but that is what I did. Then I got a cold, kind of forgot about them but decided to leave them in the truck. That was then and a photo of the wood, when taken from the home that day, is below.

This is now. I am teaching a class this week and took the bag out of my truck. Did not even know if it was still there till I had a revelation. But, sure enough, I found the bag and tore it open on the way into class. A couple early rising home inspection students were there and I told them of my treasure. As we were looking at it and I was pointing out the finer points of frass, the "dead" ant on top started moving, ever so slowly. We decided that we would keep him from escaping, so I can save him as a permanent part of the great ant exhibit. Needing caffeine, I put the two students in charge. Officially, in my capacity as the instructor, I made the most interested student temporarily -- "Keeper of the Ant."  After making this appointment, and assigning the responsibility, I went for coffee.

When I got back, the students were both working, and busily so, as keepers of the ant. Except things had changed. Now they were both keepers of the ants. Ended up that about eight of the bugs were scurrying about. I guess, like bees in firewood that come to life when they warm-up, same with the ants. Ants tend to slow down in cold weather, so they did that in the canopy of my truck. Long story short, I put them in another plastic bag and, come Thursday and time for class, I will have quite the display ready. Real C. Modoc Carpenter ants. Silly story but amusing if you could have seen the students keeping track of these hustling insects.

Steven L. Smith

Bellingham WA Home Inspections

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Lisa Lambert
The Law Offices of Elisabeth A. Lambert - Fresno, CA
Esq. 1031 Exchange Expert
That explains so much to me. I've always wondered how those ants at the cabin (7500 feet elevation) make it through the winter. They are always there in June when the weather warms up.
Apr 15, 2008 03:59 PM
Kathryn Tharp
Realtor - Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Rancho Cucamonga, Real Estate Specialist
Good point.  I wonder what other ugly bugs hibernate? Yuk.
Apr 15, 2008 04:05 PM
Brian Luce
HomeStarr Realty Inc. - New Hope, PA
Associate Broker
Those carpenter ants are tough little "dudes" I'll give them that.
Apr 15, 2008 04:06 PM
Steven L. Smith
King of the House Home Inspection, Inc. - Bellingham, WA
Bellingham WA Home Inspector
Thanks for the comments. In answer to Kathryn's question......termites too, for sure. Most wood destroying insects slow down in cold weather. In the maritime NW not as much so as in some other places where it gets REALLY cold.
Apr 15, 2008 04:08 PM
Steven L. Smith
King of the House Home Inspection, Inc. - Bellingham, WA
Bellingham WA Home Inspector

Brian,

You got that one right. They are tough.

Apr 15, 2008 04:09 PM
Charles Buell
Charles Buell Inspections Inc. - Seattle, WA
Seattle Home Inspector
Steve, Just make sure they are gone before it is my week up there---or I am bringing in the chocolate:)
Apr 15, 2008 04:21 PM
Sean Allen
International Financing Solutions - Fort Myers, FL
International Financing Solutions

HHHhmmm, interesting story. very similar to my high school biology class. We were disecting frogs that has been in a freezer and after about 45 minutes the frogs slowly start to move. We already have their bellies cut open and then the legs start moving. It really bothered some of the students. We also had a few frogs hopping on the floor with their bellies open.

Sean Allen

Apr 16, 2008 07:24 AM
Barbara S. Duncan
RE/MAX Advantage - Searcy, AR
GRI, e-PRO, Executive Broker, Searcy AR

This story reminds me of my fight with the termite company.  While repairing a shower that had leaked the repairman told me to come over and see what he'd found.  Termites!  I didn't know what one looked like but I assumed they were little winged animals as cute as a tiny mosquito.  They were ugly worm looking things.

I put some in a jar and took them to my office and displayed them on my desk as we waited for the Plant Board to review them.  The termite company had refused to acknowledge they were indeed termites and I'd had the termite policy for years and years.  They didn't want to help on repairs.

The Plant Board representative came and admired the little creatures for what they were, told the termite company that they needed to help me and I got most of the repairs paid for.  Happy ending to story!  Wish I had a picture of that jar to show activerain but I'll bet you have photos of a termite.

Apr 16, 2008 12:54 PM
Steven L. Smith
King of the House Home Inspection, Inc. - Bellingham, WA
Bellingham WA Home Inspector

Oh Barbara,

Thank you I thought that nobody would ever ask to see my termites. Sounds like you had workers, not the winged alates. Here are some I will share with you. They are really more like grubs. This has workers and soldiers.

 

Steve

Apr 16, 2008 02:56 PM
Barbara S. Duncan
RE/MAX Advantage - Searcy, AR
GRI, e-PRO, Executive Broker, Searcy AR
Those white things look like what I had.  I assume the yellow things are eggs waiting to hatch?  I just knew you'd have a picture.  Thanks for sharing it with everyone.  For your next blog you can explain all the things going on in this picture!  I'll bet I'm not the only one who didn't know termites would look like this at some stage in their lives.
Apr 17, 2008 12:48 AM