I Know I KNOW No Joking around On AR. So Let's Get Serious

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with CREST "BACKYARD' HOMES, ON THE LEVEL General & Manufactured Home Contractor, TAG Real Estate Sales & Investments 521400, 1501015, 01795582

I Know I KNOW No Joking around On AR.

So Let's Get Serious

 

This is the proposed Trump (White) House Resort Hotel & Country Club after he is elected President. He will be living in the Trump Tower in Las Vegas until improvements have been made. According to Trump it will be "The best redevelopment program of all time!"

 

The top three floors will be Trumps private penthouses reserved for family and distinguished guests. The first three will be for Trump's Czars, administration, service staff and Secret Service. The remaining floors will be a wide range of hotel rooms available on a first come first served basis to the public.

 

It will be open to all American Citizens on a first come first served basis for $100 per night plus the customary $1000 daily use and occupancy charges.

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Plans are also currently underway to condemn Capital Hill, The Washington Monument and The Lincoln Memorial along with the surrounding grounds through the power of EMINENT DOMAIN.
 
 
 
Trump will be re developing the area with a 72 hole Championship Public Golf Course. Green Fees for all US Citizens will only be $25 plus a $500 use and maintenance tax per player. Non US Citizens will pay $500 Green fees when space is available. Caddy's are required as Trump does not want to thump the artificial turf. They will only cost an additional $1000.
 
The Capital Building will remain the same save some long term deferred maintenance issues. However it will be remodeled on the inside in order to eradicate some of the old and worn stuffiness.
 
The Lincoln Memorial will be revitalized and made almost new. The Washington Monument will remain the same on the outside, however, the inside will be converted into a 10 Star World Class Spa Retreat and Self Realization Complex complete with yoga, meditation, ti chi, acupuncture, massage and psychiatric consultation and evaluation for all the President's staff, his administration and Congress. This will not be open to the public however as Trump feels the leaders of our Country will need a safe harbor somewhere on campus.
 
Trump went on to say that this will offset America's multi-trillion dollar deficit by billions as there will be a 1000% excise, day use and occupancy rate charge for all services required by guests from Russia, China, Japan, The Middle East, Mexico, Central and South America. Guests from Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Europe and elsewhere will only be required to pay 500% additionally.
 
Now tell me is this not one of the best examples you/ve ever seen of CAPITALISM at its best & the true definition of HIGHER & BETTER USE?
 
This is definitely about REAL ESTATE doncha think?
 

 

 

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Comments (5)

Sandy Padula and Norm Padula, JD, GRI
HomeSmart Realty West & Lend Smart Mortgage, Llc. - Carlsbad, CA
Presence, Persistence & Perseverance

John DL Arendsen Mr. Trump is the professional showman of the decade. His 'shock and awe' tactics might work for some, but we need a real healer in the White House to lead and not flush us down the river. Will the Electoral College ever go for Trump? Who knows! Humorous post!

Aug 05, 2015 01:05 AM
Bruce Walter
Keller Williams Realty Lafayette/West Lafayette, Indiana - West Lafayette, IN

Wow, this hardly even comes close to the Clinton's renting out the Lincoln bedroom in the White House for a $100,000 contribution for a night's stay to the DNC.

Why I thought Mr Trump was supposed to be a good businessman!!!

Aug 05, 2015 01:11 AM
Nicole Doty - Gilbert Real Estate Expert
Zion Realty - Gilbert, AZ
Broker/Owner of Zion Realty ZionRealtyAZ.com

I tell you what, if that does happen, all proceeds should go towards paying down the national debt that our scumbag politicians have racked up over the past 50 years. 

Aug 05, 2015 01:30 AM
Belinda Spillman
Aspen Lane Real Estate Colorful Colorado - Aurora, CO
Colorado Living!

I just hope we never have to ponder this.  It would be scary!!!!

Aug 05, 2015 02:00 AM
Myrl Jeffcoat
GreatWest Realty - Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Real Estate Agent

I am looking forward to watching tomorrow night's debate.  With Trump in the middle it's gotta be REAL reality TV. 

Personally, I'm not enamored with any of the candidates running for the presidency.  I feel stuck in the middle of the Democommies and the Republinazis!

Aug 05, 2015 12:55 PM