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Do you enjoy tech humor? Tech Monday ~ 8-31-15

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Real Estate Agent with Coldwell Banker Realty ~ 512.750.6899

Well, guess this week it will be Tech Tuesday! Posting it a little late, but, it’s still a good time for some tech support humor with your morning coffee:

A good name for this one is Wireless, Clueless, And Hopeless

 

(A guy works in a computer repair service where they fix computers, reinstall windows OS, etc. A girl storms into the shop, ignoring the line and starts shouting at him.)

 

Customer: “Hey! When you reinstalled my Windows, you broke the wireless receiver in my laptop! I can’t connect to my wireless network! I want my money back and I want it now!”

 

(Other customers are obviously uncomfortable. The guy decides to test her laptop on the spot, on the counter and it connects to their shop’s wireless network without any problems.)

 

Tech: “See, it connects to the internet. Maybe you didn’t set up your connection properly.”

 

Customer: “It connects to your network, but not mine. The programs you installed must be wrong ones! I want my money back!”

 

Tech: “If it connects to one network, it will connect to any. What kind of device are you using to broadcast your wireless signal?”

(She is silent.)

 

Tech: “Are you connecting to your own wireless network?”

 

Customer: “…No.”

 

Tech: “Are you sure you aren’t trying to steal someone else’s internet without knowing their password?”


Customer: *blushes, lowers her head, and rushes out of the shop*

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Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce

It's all in the "connection"...your own !

Aug 31, 2015 09:57 PM
Debbie Gartner
The Flooring Girl - White Plains, NY
The Flooring Girl & Blog Stylist -Dynamo Marketers

That is funny.  I thought that they actually broke her real glass windows.

Aug 31, 2015 10:09 PM
Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good Tuesday morning Dorie. We all know people like this don't we. Sad.

Aug 31, 2015 10:22 PM
Maria Gilda Racelis
Home Buyers Realty, LLC-Manchester, Bolton. Vernon,Ellington - Manchester, CT
Home Ownership is w/in Reach. We Make it Happen!

lol Dorie: Some people don't think twice or thrice before making a stupid move.

Aug 31, 2015 11:04 PM
Anita Clark
Coldwell Banker Access Realty ~ 478.960.8055 - Warner Robins, GA
Realtor - Homes for Sale in Warner Robins GA

Dorie: Caught red handed...I can imagine this customer would be embarassed and want to get out of the store as quickly as possible.

Aug 31, 2015 11:15 PM
Chris and Dick Dovorany
Homes for Sale in Naples, Bonita Springs and Estero, Florida - Naples, FL
Broker/Associate at Premiere Plus Realty

Very good.  Steal and consider it your way of life until it dawns on you....

Aug 31, 2015 11:33 PM
Amanda S. Davidson
Amanda Davidson Real Estate Group Brokered By Real - Alexandria, VA
Alexandria Virginia Homes For Sale

Dorie, haha busted!! You can't fix stupid :)

Aug 31, 2015 11:37 PM
Donald Urschalitz
Lubeck Realty Group - Jupiter, FL
P.A. Realtor ABR RSPS North Palm Beach County

Good one so much enjoy the humor.

Sep 01, 2015 12:26 AM
George Souto
George Souto NMLS #65149 FHA, CHFA, VA Mortgages - Middletown, CT
Your Connecticut Mortgage Expert

Dorie I guess she did not want her money back anymore ........ LOL

Sep 01, 2015 07:05 AM
Joanna Cohlan
Fresh Eyes For Your Home - Chappaqua, NY
Designing, Decorating & Staging Westchester Homes

Good evening Dorie, stupid is as stupid does!!! Is that from Forrest Gump?!

Sep 01, 2015 08:31 AM
Rob Thomas
Prestige Homes of The Tri Cities, Inc. CALL....423-341-6954 - Bristol, TN
Bristol TN-VA & Tri Cities Agent, ABR, GRI, e-Pro

ha ha ... thanks for the Monday evening smile.. lady should have left sooner!

Sep 01, 2015 10:41 AM
James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR

Good morning Dorie.  Sad thing is they walk among us.  

Sep 01, 2015 07:48 PM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Pasadena And Southern California 818.516.4393

Hi Dorie -- this is even scarier because it's likely true.   

Sep 01, 2015 10:38 PM
Lisa Von Domek
Lisa Von Domek Team - Dallas, TX
....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless!

Hello Dorie Dillard 

Too funny and better late than never...I've been a day behind myself this week 

Sep 03, 2015 01:01 PM
Winston Heverly
Coldwell Banker Access Realty - South Macon, GA
GRI, ABR, SFR, CDPE, CIAS, PA

I really enjoyed your post, glad I came across it in the archives. Looking forward to others from you.

Sep 21, 2016 12:53 PM