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Why Wi Fi?

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with Daytona Condo Realty, 386-405-4408

We have remodeled a condo in Ormond Beach. Our first Open House brought a lot of owners of other units in the building. They all wanted to see what we did, and see if they could use it when remodeling their condos.

Kitchen

One of the things that surprised every one of them was that we created a closet to house a washer and dryer, where there was no drain. In this condo originally built in the 70s, they did not provide any space for washer and dryer, and many owners added them later, but because of the location of the drain, they all have them in the kitchen.

A rather small kitchen did not win, so when they saw that we put the washer & dryer in a location, where there was no drain, their jaws dropped.

- Is washer/dryer working?

- Of course.

- How did you do it?

No, we did not cut the floor, we couldn’t touch it. It is reinforced concrete and you can’t chisel it. We simply put the pump, and ran the pipe in the hung ceiling and it drains in the kitchen, so it is working fine.

But this is our business, so, I told them it was Wi Fi. And they looked at me with blank faces. And then I joked that nowadays you do not need to be wired to use Internet, so why couldn’t you use Wi Fi for draining?

Wi Fi For Draining

Well, it was simply a joke…There are too many things that were done there equally if not more important, and until we have serious interest, I did not want to go into details of what and how we did it. After all this is our business, we spent about $100K on remodeling and there was a lot of thought, time and effort ...

There were a few owners, who were also real estate agents. We had quite a few showings and I kept saying it was Wi Fi. And a few days later I overheard one of the agents showing a unit telling her customer, that there was no drain, but it was working using Wi Fi.

There are, probably, a few agents out there, who seriously believe that now you can drain using Wi Fi.

Why don't we have “Real Estate Blondes” group?

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Jon Zolsky, Daytona Beach, FL
Daytona Condo Realty, 386-405-4408 - Daytona Beach, FL
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Grant Schneider - don't know about it, but I believe that Dick Greenberg 

(#6) has an excellent patenable idea :)

Aug 29, 2015 11:56 AM
Tammy Lankford,
Lane Realty Eatonton, GA Lake Sinclair, Milledgeville, 706-485-9668 - Eatonton, GA
Broker GA Lake Sinclair/Eatonton/Milledgeville

That's priceless.  I'll have to tell my daughter she can move her washer/dryer out of the kitchen, she has wi-fi.  I will tell her one the phone though so she can't hit me.

Aug 29, 2015 12:18 PM
Jon Zolsky, Daytona Beach, FL
Daytona Condo Realty, 386-405-4408 - Daytona Beach, FL
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Tammy Lankford - try to be very convincing :)

Aug 29, 2015 12:22 PM
Andrea Swiedler
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices New England Properties - New Milford, CT
Realtor, Southern Litchfield County CT

Jon, oh why thank you! I am blonde, I can use that as an explanation, with a straight face of course, for so many, many things!

Any stupid question can now have an equally smart answer. Wi fi!!!!! Because of wi fi!!!!

Wi fi and duct tape most likely.

Aug 29, 2015 01:07 PM
Jon Zolsky, Daytona Beach, FL
Daytona Condo Realty, 386-405-4408 - Daytona Beach, FL
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Andrea Swiedler - yes, how could I miss duct tape? Wi Fi + Duct Tape = Progress :)

Aug 29, 2015 01:11 PM
Tammy Lankford,
Lane Realty Eatonton, GA Lake Sinclair, Milledgeville, 706-485-9668 - Eatonton, GA
Broker GA Lake Sinclair/Eatonton/Milledgeville

I suppose if I told her after she worked on Wednesday night 6 pm to 6:30 am, went to class on Thursday from 9 a.m. until 3 pm and then back to work at 6 pm until 6:30 Friday morning and had not gone to be bed for 45 hours she "might" believe me.

Aug 29, 2015 01:30 PM
Jon Zolsky, Daytona Beach, FL
Daytona Condo Realty, 386-405-4408 - Daytona Beach, FL
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Tammy Lankford is she a doctor in residence? This schedule sounds crazy even without draining with Wi Fi.

Aug 29, 2015 01:40 PM
Tammy Lankford,
Lane Realty Eatonton, GA Lake Sinclair, Milledgeville, 706-485-9668 - Eatonton, GA
Broker GA Lake Sinclair/Eatonton/Milledgeville

Not yet Jon, but that is the plan.  She's a paramedic who has applied for medical school and is currently working on her masters.

Aug 29, 2015 01:43 PM
Jon Zolsky, Daytona Beach, FL
Daytona Condo Realty, 386-405-4408 - Daytona Beach, FL
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Tammy Lankford - one gotta have a lot of stamina going this way. My hat goes off to her. After coming to this country, I was delivering newspapers at night, then had a ful time job in social services, and in the evening had to go and collect money for the paper subscriptions... I was falling asleep in my walk...and yes, hit the pole a few times :)

Aug 29, 2015 01:57 PM
Tammy Lankford,
Lane Realty Eatonton, GA Lake Sinclair, Milledgeville, 706-485-9668 - Eatonton, GA
Broker GA Lake Sinclair/Eatonton/Milledgeville

She just has one class this semester (as opposed to being a full time student while working full time).  I guess we can do what we have and it's certainly easier when we're younger too.  Hopefully by this time next year she will be in medical school... and living on Student loans because they won't let her work while in medical school. But so far no loans so she's doing good.    And my hat goes off to you.  I find your love for America and your journey to make it here just inspiring and amazing.

Aug 29, 2015 02:16 PM
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

OK, I'm going to try ans set up my new toilet with wi-fi!  

Aug 29, 2015 09:59 PM
Jon Zolsky, Daytona Beach, FL
Daytona Condo Realty, 386-405-4408 - Daytona Beach, FL
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Gabe Sanders - yes, but check your phone book for Wi Fi Plumbers first :)

Aug 29, 2015 11:15 PM
Rob Arnold
Sand Dollar Realty Group, Inc. - Altamonte Springs, FL
Metro Orlando Full Service - Investor Friendly & F

Funny one.  People now a days will apparently believe anything.  :-) 

Aug 31, 2015 10:36 PM
Jon Zolsky, Daytona Beach, FL
Daytona Condo Realty, 386-405-4408 - Daytona Beach, FL
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Rob Arnold - yep. It seems the more we know, the easier it is to fool us :)

Aug 31, 2015 10:42 PM
Shirley Coomer
Keller Williams Realty Sonoran Living - Phoenix, AZ
Realtor, Keller Williams Realty, Phoenix Az

Isn't it funny how people repeat what they hear, even when they don't understand it?  They want to appear to be the expert....Wait until that agent shares this information with the wrong person!  Too funny.

Aug 31, 2015 11:14 PM
Frank Rubi
Frank Rubi Real Estate, LLC - Metairie, LA
FrankRubiRealEstate.com

It is amazing what people hear. Maybe the Wi Fi is free as well. 

Aug 31, 2015 11:21 PM
Jon Zolsky, Daytona Beach, FL
Daytona Condo Realty, 386-405-4408 - Daytona Beach, FL
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Shirley Coomer - actually, of all the agents that went through this conodo, and there were about 15 of them, only one got all the stuff from the closet to make sure he knows how it works, saw the pump and figured it all out. And then he was laughing at this wi fi thing.

The rest of them did not see anything wrong with this idea. Do I need to mention that this was a guy, who knows something about plumbing, and those, who are promoting the Wi Fi idea, are ladies, who have husbands or plumbers doing the thinking. :)

Sep 01, 2015 01:05 AM
Jon Zolsky, Daytona Beach, FL
Daytona Condo Realty, 386-405-4408 - Daytona Beach, FL
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Frank Rubi, MBA - I am with you on that. Amazing...

Sep 01, 2015 01:06 AM
Mike Frazier
Carousel Realty of Dyer County - Dyersburg, TN
Northwest Tennessee Realtor

 

Jon, i try not to appear stupid like some in your story. Maybe i over analyze.

 

 

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Sep 05, 2015 12:56 PM
Jon Zolsky, Daytona Beach, FL
Daytona Condo Realty, 386-405-4408 - Daytona Beach, FL
Buy Daytona condos for heavenly good prices

Mike Frazier - I was scared that what I was asying as a joke, and was sure people were getting as a joke, started the life of its own. We gotta be prepared tht everything is possible, even when it is  not.

Sep 06, 2015 12:01 AM