How To Write Good

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Home Inspector with North Jersey Property Inspections, Inc 24GI00142400 MET13458

1.  Avoid Alliteration, Always.

2.  Prepositions are not words to end a sentence with.

3.  Avoid Cliches like the plague. They're old hat.

4.  Comparisons are as bad as Cliches

5.  Be more or less specific. 

6.  Writers should never generalize.

Seven: Be consistent!

8.  Don't be redundant: don't use more words than necessary: it's highly superfluous.

9.  Who needs rhetorical questions?

10. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than an understatment.

 

Hat tip to my wife's colleague Gardner Hatch for sharing this one with us.

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Lenn Harley
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I hope this was written in jest because I'm laughing out loud.  I also enjoyed the facts that most of these points represent.

Thanks.

Fact is, I read for content, not grammar, spelling or anything else.  I'm a blogging real estate broker, not an English teacher.

Sep 10, 2015 04:43 AM #1
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Wayne Zuhl
Remax First Realty II - Cranford, NJ
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LOL. 

Sep 19, 2015 03:16 AM #2
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Chris Ann Cleland
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You clearly have a great sense of humor.  Going to have to keep an eye out for your posts.

Sep 19, 2015 04:59 AM #3
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Wayne Zuhl
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Anthony,

I just reread this post and it made me laugh again!  Thanks!

Dec 07, 2015 03:53 AM #4
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Pat Starnes-Front Gate Realty
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This was brilliant! You need to write more... :)

Dec 20, 2015 01:14 AM #5
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Anna Hatridge
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That is some dog-gone good writing there!    

Thank you for the smile and fun reminder of how to write well.

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Anna Hatridge
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Thank you for following my blog post.  I just saw that you have started following me here on Active Rain.  Hope you find something fun, interesting or entertaining.

Have a great week.

Feb 10, 2016 08:48 AM #7
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