Friday Funnies

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Home Inspector with Superior Home Inspections - Greater Albuquerque Area InterNACHI 10041206

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”

She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?”

“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”

“Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?”

“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is Scotsmen who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Irish

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t Even know your name.”

“Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto McTavish but my friends call me Paddy".

 

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Good morning Fred. This is actually very funny. Thanks for the morning chuckle.

Sep 17, 2015 10:08 PM #1
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Fred, Fred, Fred.... Have you been traveling again 

Have a great weekend.

Sep 17, 2015 10:34 PM #2
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Fred Hernden You got me laughing with that one. I should ask Sandy what she thinks about this woman's theory, and I am thinking of changing my name back to reflect my American Indian-Irish-Scottish Heritage if this turns out to be true.

 

Sep 17, 2015 10:34 PM #3
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Fred Hernden, CMI
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Sheila - Happy Friday! 

Debbie - I always have a bag packed! 

Norm - LOL, we all will! 

Sep 17, 2015 10:45 PM #4
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That is SUCH A GUY joke. It reminds me of many of the jokes I used to hear back when I was a school teacher...............in the staff lounge. 

Sep 18, 2015 03:14 AM #5
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Barbara-Jo - Teachers are the worst! LOL

Sep 18, 2015 11:27 PM #6
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yes, you are right there! But now with all of the restrictions on EVERYTHING, you can get in trouble as a teacher a LOT easier! Even those teacher's lounge jokes can get you in trouble if you have the wrong administrator in there.

Sep 20, 2015 12:34 AM #7
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Fred Hernden, CMI
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I know Barbara-Jo, that is one job that I would never be able to do!

Sep 20, 2015 12:38 AM #8
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And that is why I got out of it! Too much paperwork these days and not enough REAL teaching time.

Sep 21, 2015 11:46 PM #9
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I heard that Barbara-Jo! And don't touch one of the little darlings...

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Fred, I think there was a great deal of wishful thinking involved on the guy's part.

Oct 04, 2015 10:01 AM #11
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Silvia - He gets points for trying right? 

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