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SPAM Isn't Just for Calls Anymore . . . Becoming a Moving Target at Home Depot

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SPAM Isn't Just for Calls Anymore . . . Becoming a Moving Target at Home Depot

 

This article is inspired by Beth Atalay 's feature "My Best Advice For Real Estate Newbies"

She wrote, and I could not say it any better than this:

". . . Nobody likes to be sold. Imagine walking into a department store and followed by a salesperson who clearly has to make his/her quota or sales goal for the month and you are just another piece of meat they could chew on."

 

When I read that, I nearly fell out of my chair!

That is -- EXACTLY -- what happened to me last week when I was in Home Depot.  I was NOT pleased!

While in the paint section two young men approached me.  One was all smiley and he started his spiel:  "You've been selected to receive . . . " and it was right at that exact moment that I tuned him out.

"Get to the pitch," I said as unimpressed and monotonically as I could muster.  My approach was to vocally flat-line . . . in sincere hopes that he would as well!!

"Pitch?" he inquired.

"Oh . . .  you're NOT trying to sell me something?!?" I responsed incredulously.

He never answered that question.  He responded to my question with a question of his own. 

"Do you own a home?" he asked.

Hmmmmmm . . . what Golden Tongued Pitchman was he trying to emulate with that cutesy tactic?

I'm so annoyed at that point.  I'm at Home Depot to shop.  What else do people go into Home Depot for anyway?  To browse?!?  Home Depot is NOT a browsing type store.  We need a screwdriver, or a wrench, or the little plastic thing . . . a new faucet, or a nail.  We are NOT there to browse.

When I shop I don't want to be a moving target for an up-sell . . . by some young-enough-to-be-my-son upstart!

When the young-enough-to-be-my-son upstart realized that he wasn't going to "close a deal" with me and sell me a brand new kitchen remodel which turned out to be what he was pitching . . .

. . . the PUSHY salesmen blamed ME, as if it was my fault he didn't take "NO" for an answer.  As if it was my fault that he wouldn't STOP TALKING!

He said all matter of fact-like:  "All you had to say was "I'm not interested."

OH PLEASE!

I said it ten different ways . . . but the pushy upstart was going to make that sale and apparently didn't hear me.  Then he, apparently, went off script and got mad at me when I wanted to. . . sail!

Not only was I solicited, but because I didn't say the three magic words -- I'm not interested -- it's all my fault?!?

How about not bothering me when I'm in Home Depot as an up-sell, moving target?

 

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Kathleen Daniels wrote a very good post about how she provides customer service to her San Jose clients.  A great read:  Practicing real estate to the beat of her own drum - October Challenge | An Old Fart Beating Her Own Drum

 

 

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Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Real Estate Svcs.
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate Services

Carla,  My first thought is that I would love to get some "help" from someone that works at Home Depot when I am in Home Depot.  I typically have to go find the help ... and even when I find a body I don't get much help.

BUT, the young bucks that approached you were not asking you if you needed help ... they were targeting you to sell you shit you don't want or need.   GHRrrrrrr

I'd be willing to bet that even if you did use the three magic words ... the selling bucks would not have backed down. 

This kind of crap seems to be everywhere ... not just in real estate sales. Don't get me started again or I will write another very Loooong post

Oct 19, 2015 04:22 AM
Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Real Estate Svcs.
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate Services

FEATURED IN CRAP-TACULAR

 

What kind of rude and pushy sales crap is that?

Oct 19, 2015 04:24 AM
Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Real Estate Svcs.
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate Services

Congratulations Carla and the very first triple-crap feature post.

Are you ready ... Wait. For. It.

"Oh, and by the way .... " PUKE

Thank you for the mention in your post.

Oct 19, 2015 04:25 AM
Kimo Stowell
HI Pro Realty LLC RB-21531 - Honolulu, HI
James "Kimo" Stowell - REALTOR®, ABR®, GREEN

Aloha Carla,

I know what you are saying, I received a "courtesy" call recently saying my website could see a dramatic increase in traffic.

Thanks, I'm not interested, in what you have to sell, I said.

Oh, but we aren't trying to sell you anything, the thickly accented voice desperately blurted out as she intuitively sensed the approaching click and dial tone.

Really, I said, then why do you want my credit card information?

Ummm...ah, we are not selling, um.

Do you think lying to me with in the first 5 seconds of a conversation is going to instill trust and endear me to listen to your non-pitch? fascinating, click!

a hui hou,

Oct 19, 2015 05:24 AM
Jane Peters
Home Jane Realty - Los Angeles, CA
Los Angeles real estate concierge services

The thing I am shocked about is that anyone approached you at all.  I recently had occasion to shop at Home Depot for several large items and could never find a soul to help me. I had to beg for help.

Oct 19, 2015 05:31 AM
Chris Ann Cleland
Long and Foster Real Estate - Gainesville, VA
Associate Broker, Bristow, VA

Ugh!  I hate going to the warehouse stores like Costco and BJ's because the slicky boy on the way out starts with the, "If you could do one project this year to your home, what would it be out of all these?"  I hate that crap.  I entertained one of them and answered.  He then started to schedule an appointment with me and a contractor.  I said, "You asked me if I could one project next year, not IF I could afford it."  

Oct 19, 2015 11:27 AM
Myrl Jeffcoat
Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Realtor - Retired

I've been approached by sales people in Home Depot as well.  Not your regular sales people, but those promoting certain products - HVAC systems, etc.

Oct 19, 2015 11:29 AM
Debbie Reynolds, C21 Platinum Properties
Platinum Properties- (931)771-9070 - Clarksville, TN
The Dedicated Clarksville TN Realtor-(931)320-6730

I get approached too as they wander around our store. When they approach I tell them my husband is a builder and we just moved into our new house. He is a builder and we have now moved into our 3rd new house.

Oct 19, 2015 11:57 AM
Tammy Lankford,
Lane Realty Eatonton, GA Lake Sinclair, Milledgeville, 706-485-9668 - Eatonton, GA
Broker GA Lake Sinclair/Eatonton/Milledgeville

What a tool (pun intended). 

I have seen people stationed here and there in a store to push a product and if you walk by they might try to get you to look at it, but FOLLOW you.  Gee, I might have had to ask them where the mag lights were so I could take a swing at him with one.

Oct 19, 2015 12:16 PM
Evelyn Johnston
Friends & Neighbors Real Estate - Elkhart, IN
The People You Know, Like and Trust!

How about, if this ever happens again I will shop elsewhere...

Oct 19, 2015 12:53 PM
Debbie Gartner
The Flooring Girl - White Plains, NY
The Flooring Girl & Blog Stylist -Dynamo Marketers

LOL, Carla.  I can just imagine your eyes and tone during this encounter.  How utterly annoying when people do this.

Oct 19, 2015 08:13 PM
Maria Gilda Racelis
Home Buyers Realty, LLC-Manchester, Bolton. Vernon,Ellington - Manchester, CT
Home Ownership is w/in Reach. We Make it Happen!

Hi Carla,

Just like Kathleen, I get lost in Home Depot. I have and need to ask someone to help me find what I am looking for because most of the time, I don't know exactly what it is called. Hence, I need to give details on how and why I need it.

However, that infant who had been annoying you to death is insane. Whenever I shop, I don't want to be followed. As a matter of fact, unless it is my entourage, I don't want to be followed at all by anybody.

Entourage!! Let us make our own Carla.

Oct 20, 2015 02:58 AM
Beth Atalay
Cam Realty and Property Management - Clermont, FL
Cam Realty of Clermont FL

Hi Carla, thank you for the mention. I absolutely hate being followed around in stores, that prompts me to use the nearest exit. When you are in an industry of working with people, it needs to be all about your customers/clients..nothing else!

Oct 20, 2015 04:02 AM
Sharon Tara
Sharon Tara Transformations - Portsmouth, NH
Retired New Hampshire Home Stager

So annoying. Happy to report I've never been approached for anything like that at my Home Depot. Would like to keep it that way!

Oct 20, 2015 06:01 AM
Carla Muss-Jacobs, RETIRED
RETIRED / State License is Inactive - Portland, OR

Chris Ann Cleland -- that is hilarious!  I'm not sure what marketing genius thought that a warm body in the hardware store who wants to buy a tarp equates to someone wanting to remodel their kitchen.   

Oct 20, 2015 06:04 AM
Gita Bantwal
RE/MAX Centre Realtors - Warwick, PA
REALTOR,ABR,CRS,SRES,GRI - Bucks County & Philadel

I have a similar problem at the bank. They always want to sell something.

Oct 21, 2015 04:36 AM
Robert Vegas Bob Swetz
Las Vegas, NV

Hello Carla ... wow and these type of people stay away from VB/AB, it must be my macho appearance 

Very well written post my friend ...

Oct 21, 2015 12:26 PM